celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper

footfootfoot · 11-04-2008, 11:16 PM

Gimme a minute and I'll come up with someone...

Bullitt · 11-04-2008, 11:40 PM

Pauly Shore
Rush
Motley Cru
Axel Rose
50 Cent
PDiddy

Chocolatl · 11-04-2008, 11:57 PM

Carrot Top
Kathy Griffin

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2008, 12:34 AM

None, that would be unfair... I would offer them a choice.

Shawnee123 · 11-05-2008, 08:45 AM

Gilbert Gottfried (well, we'll use the term celebrity loosely) so his ass can be as irritated from the lack of TP as my head is from his voice.

Sundae · 11-05-2008, 09:02 AM

Oh I like this one!
I don't even have to worry about karma because I've paid my dues already (I always, always have a napkin or tissue on me now!)

Let's see...
Obviously I can't include the people I wanted to be taken out (of their jobs presenting).

Heather Mills - just because she is such a moaner!
Mariah Carey - be a dose of reality for her
Jude Law - because I think he's up his own arse anyway
Sir Alex Ferguson - because he's a bully

With all of the above, I'd skip really happily away, giggling to myself like the time I pulled a freaky face in the back row of our CEO's leaving photo. Hahahaha.

Trilby · 11-05-2008, 09:50 AM

Yennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton & Entourage
Nicole Ritchie
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Madonna
Tom Cruise
Lindsay Lohan and Company

Pie · 11-05-2008, 10:42 AM

The whole Bush administration.
Everyone Bri mentioned.
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Rachel Ray*
Deepak Chopra

*she's really not that bad, just waaay over-marketed

Undertoad · 11-05-2008, 11:50 AM

All of the last three, except for Angelina, who gets a pass by adopting those kids.

Sheryl Crow, for her proposal that we use only one sheet of TP (whether she was serious or not)

Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt

Joke thief Carlos Mencia

Pie · 11-05-2008, 01:03 PM

This could be fun.
Celine Dion
Bette Middler
Adam Sandler
Barbara Streisand
Michael Moore

dar512 · 11-05-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt

???

bluecuracao · 11-05-2008, 04:19 PM

Yah, I was wondering about that too...

Shawnee123 · 11-05-2008, 04:22 PM

Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?

Seriously...she HAS to go!

Undertoad · 11-05-2008, 04:23 PM

"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

rockerreds · 11-05-2008, 05:48 PM

Geraldo Rivera

11-04-2008, 11:16 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper Gimme a minute and I'll come up with someone... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-04-2008, 11:40 PM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Pauly Shore Rush Motley Cru Axel Rose 50 Cent PDiddy __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-05-2008, 12:34 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	None, that would be unfair... I would offer them a choice. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2008, 08:45 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Gilbert Gottfried (well, we'll use the term celebrity loosely) so his ass can be as irritated from the lack of TP as my head is from his voice. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 11-05-2008 at 09:05 AM. Reason: missed a couple words

11-05-2008, 09:50 AM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yennifer Lopez Paris Hilton & Entourage Nicole Ritchie Angelina Jolie-Pitt Madonna Tom Cruise Lindsay Lohan and Company __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-04-2008, 11:57 PM	#3
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Carrot Top Kathy Griffin

11-05-2008, 09:02 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh I like this one! I don't even have to worry about karma because I've paid my dues already (I always, always have a napkin or tissue on me now!) Let's see... Obviously I can't include the people I wanted to be taken out (of their jobs presenting). Heather Mills - just because she is such a moaner! Mariah Carey - be a dose of reality for her Jude Law - because I think he's up his own arse anyway Sir Alex Ferguson - because he's a bully With all of the above, I'd skip really happily away, giggling to myself like the time I pulled a freaky face in the back row of our CEO's leaving photo. Hahahaha.

11-05-2008, 10:42 AM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	The whole Bush administration. Everyone Bri mentioned. Dr. Phil Oprah Rachel Ray* Deepak Chopra *she's really not that bad, just waaay over-marketed __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-05-2008, 11:50 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	All of the last three, except for Angelina, who gets a pass by adopting those kids. Sheryl Crow, for her proposal that we use only one sheet of TP (whether she was serious or not) Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt Joke thief Carlos Mencia

11-05-2008, 01:03 PM	#10
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	This could be fun. Celine Dion Bette Middler Adam Sandler Barbara Streisand Michael Moore __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-05-2008, 04:19 PM	#12
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Yah, I was wondering about that too...

11-05-2008, 04:22 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second? Seriously...she HAS to go! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-05-2008, 04:23 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

11-05-2008, 05:48 PM	#15
rockerreds Infamous Defamer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philadelphia,PA Posts: 50	Geraldo Rivera

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