Silly things your spouse does

Aliantha · 08-06-2008, 08:32 PM

Here's one that had me pissing my pants laughing last night.

Last night as I was putting the finishing touches on dinner, the phone rang and it was Daryl wanting to just let me know that he was at the train station waiting for me to pick him up. It was at this point in the conversation that I felt it imperitive to remind him that he'd driven himself to the train station that morning. D'oh!

What's the funniest but dopiest thing your spouse has ever done?

Juniper · 08-07-2008, 01:41 AM

Not packing the tent poles on our hiking/camping trip to the Red River Gorge in KY, many years ago. Here we were, a good 2 hours' hike away from the parking lot, waaaay uphill at the peak, where we chose to camp. Oops. And oh my gosh, did it ever rain that night. We tried to rig that tent up with branches, hair ties, shoelaces and prayers and it was quite a sight!

But I don't hold it against him. Though we passed the night in soggy cold misery, it was a sort of bonding experience, something we'll never forget, something to talk about for years. See? It's been about 14 years now, and I still remember.

But hey, I've done TONS of dopey things too. I don't think my hubby could every nail down the dopiest for a post like this. Too many to choose from.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:39 AM

Heehee, when my ex had "quit" smoking (I didn't smoke full time at that time) by his choice, he kept disappearing out the back of the house. I finally said "What, you got a woman out there?" and he sheepishly admitted he'd been smoking. It was really cute. I was like "are you 12?" I still giggle when I remember the look on his face. He is a terrible liar, even little white lies!

edit: what I meant was he was terrible AT little white lies. He wasn't a liar. He just didn't have it in him.

BrianR · 08-07-2008, 11:06 PM

My beloved will NEVER see this thread!

Aliantha · 08-08-2008, 04:36 PM

Why is that Brian? would she have something to contribute perhaps?

BrianR · 08-10-2008, 10:08 AM

Perhaps.

HungLikeJesus · 08-10-2008, 10:24 AM

You should just tell us all about it. That way it can never be used against you.

We won't laugh.

classicman · 08-10-2008, 10:49 AM

Well I can't say that Iwon't laugh, but you probably won't know I'm laughing.

BrianR · 08-11-2008, 11:38 AM

No way. My funny shit stays private. Besides, I know you people and how long you remember things.

TheMercenary · 08-11-2008, 05:11 PM

Lately my wife worries that every else in the family has completed simple tasks in their life. For example, she always asks things like, did you lock the car, as we walk into the store; did you shut the garage; did you give the dogs water before we left; did you turn off the coffee maker; did you set your alarm. I don't know if she thinks I am getting dementia or if she is getting it. Like stop supervising me already. When I want you to take over I'll ask you to tie me up.

Clodfobble · 08-11-2008, 06:17 PM

It's because your second kid just went off to college, Merc. She's ramping up on the empty nest syndrome. Just you wait until the third one goes.

TheMercenary · 08-11-2008, 06:42 PM

I think you may be right.

monster · 08-12-2008, 12:04 AM

the beest is never silly. however, he once fell asleep on the toilet and woke up when he fell off, which had me lmfao

LabRat · 08-27-2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

the beest is never silly. however, he once fell asleep on the toilet and woke up when he fell off, which had me lmfao

When I was pregnant, I would get soooooooo tired in the afternoon. I would literally just hit a wall and could not function. I would usually put my head down on my desk and take a short nap over lunch break.

In the bathroom stall one day that was particularly bad I thought "I'll just lean here against the toilet paper thingie for juuuuuuust a minute and rest my eyes. I fell dead asleep and woke up when I lost my balance. I was there long enough for my legs to go numb. . .
I was lucky I didn't actually fall off.

Aliantha · 08-12-2008, 02:53 AM

I think falling asleep on the toilet qualifies as silly.

08-06-2008, 08:32 PM	#1
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Silly things your spouse does Here's one that had me pissing my pants laughing last night. Last night as I was putting the finishing touches on dinner, the phone rang and it was Daryl wanting to just let me know that he was at the train station waiting for me to pick him up. It was at this point in the conversation that I felt it imperitive to remind him that he'd driven himself to the train station that morning. D'oh! What's the funniest but dopiest thing your spouse has ever done? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-07-2008, 11:39 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Heehee, when my ex had "quit" smoking (I didn't smoke full time at that time) by his choice, he kept disappearing out the back of the house. I finally said "What, you got a woman out there?" and he sheepishly admitted he'd been smoking. It was really cute. I was like "are you 12?" I still giggle when I remember the look on his face. He is a terrible liar, even little white lies! edit: what I meant was he was terrible AT little white lies. He wasn't a liar. He just didn't have it in him. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-08-2008, 04:36 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Why is that Brian? would she have something to contribute perhaps? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-10-2008, 10:08 AM	#6
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Perhaps. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-10-2008, 10:24 AM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You should just tell us all about it. That way it can never be used against you. We won't laugh. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-07-2008, 01:41 AM	#2
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Not packing the tent poles on our hiking/camping trip to the Red River Gorge in KY, many years ago. Here we were, a good 2 hours' hike away from the parking lot, waaaay uphill at the peak, where we chose to camp. Oops. And oh my gosh, did it ever rain that night. We tried to rig that tent up with branches, hair ties, shoelaces and prayers and it was quite a sight! But I don't hold it against him. Though we passed the night in soggy cold misery, it was a sort of bonding experience, something we'll never forget, something to talk about for years. See? It's been about 14 years now, and I still remember. But hey, I've done TONS of dopey things too. I don't think my hubby could every nail down the dopiest for a post like this. Too many to choose from.

08-07-2008, 11:06 PM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	My beloved will NEVER see this thread!

08-10-2008, 10:49 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Well I can't say that Iwon't laugh, but you probably won't know I'm laughing. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-11-2008, 11:38 AM	#9
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	No way. My funny shit stays private. Besides, I know you people and how long you remember things. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-11-2008, 05:11 PM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Lately my wife worries that every else in the family has completed simple tasks in their life. For example, she always asks things like, did you lock the car, as we walk into the store; did you shut the garage; did you give the dogs water before we left; did you turn off the coffee maker; did you set your alarm. I don't know if she thinks I am getting dementia or if she is getting it. Like stop supervising me already. When I want you to take over I'll ask you to tie me up. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-11-2008, 06:17 PM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's because your second kid just went off to college, Merc. She's ramping up on the empty nest syndrome. Just you wait until the third one goes. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-11-2008, 06:42 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I think you may be right. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-12-2008, 12:04 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	the beest is never silly. however, he once fell asleep on the toilet and woke up when he fell off, which had me lmfao __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2008, 02:53 AM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think falling asleep on the toilet qualifies as silly. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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