Fuck All of You!!

Big Sarge · 04-01-2011, 08:56 AM

I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.

Trilby · 04-01-2011, 09:03 AM

um.

April Fools?

jimhelm · 04-01-2011, 09:06 AM

christ, I hope so.

Spexxvet · 04-01-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.

I notice you say this when Monster is away, ya pussy!

Sheldonrs · 04-01-2011, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.

Is this your way of saying you want your cock sucked while getting fucked? ;-)

Gravdigr · 04-01-2011, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.

Oh, FFS, even I don't think I'm normal.

Plus, he's dissing Tulip???

Gotta b April Foolin.

Sundae · 04-01-2011, 03:00 PM

It's not an April Fool.

I told Sarge that if he converted to a Liberal point of view, I would raise the money to fly to America and give him head.

In response, what I got was a diatribe about everything I hold dear.
I guess this signifies what he thinks of me. And also his opinion of how I suck cock.

And yes, I suck the balls. And hum.
I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum.
I lick and I suck and I enjoy it.

Sigh. Poor Sarge. Missing out on all that...

skysidhe · 04-01-2011, 04:58 PM

Not Tulip! She's very bi-cultural and sweet.

BUT
Do not and I repeat, do NOT google Asian/Apple Pie.

tw · 04-01-2011, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded.

Looking forward to what gets posted after the second cup of coffee.

Nirvana · 04-01-2011, 06:14 PM

I must have been absent when someone claimed this was a community of "normal" people. I have never been considered normal and I love this place!
If fuck you is directed to me and I assume it is, then I want to be one of the first ones and FFS use a condom!

Aliantha · 04-01-2011, 08:16 PM

As one of those 'foreign women' I can only say, sorry if any kind of understanding I might have shown to anyone has offended you. I mean, I'm sorry for you. xx

casimendocina · 04-01-2011, 10:14 PM

Like Ali, I'm one of those foreign women (too).

Best comment I ever saw on normal was:
"the only people who are normal are the ones you don't know very well."

casimendocina · 04-01-2011, 10:20 PM

P.S. Not sure when this crept up on me, perhaps it was while I was procrastinating over doing an assignment for my first foray into accredited study in 7 years, but I think I am now officially addicted to the Cellar (I realised this when checking the latest Cellar posts became as important as checking my email, fb account and phone in the morning on waking up).

Is there a support group for Cellar addiction?

Aliantha · 04-01-2011, 10:22 PM

You're soaking in it.

Big Sarge · 04-01-2011, 11:18 PM

Good God Almighty folks! Of course this is my April Fool's joke. Everyone knows I "like" certain foreign women. I'm a crotchedy old fart, but even I'm not as mean as the afore rant. Just joshing with you & I see most of you saw through the charade

04-01-2011, 08:56 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Fuck All of You!! I'm so sick of all this shit on this site. What happened to the real people here? Now we have a bunch of foreign bitches stirring shit with normal people. They've turned this site into some damn fairy land where we ohh & ahh over some cock suckers or cross dresser. It's about time we banned these foreign faggot lovers & got back to our roots/heritage as God loving Americans. If things are so great back in Vietnam or England, then move back. We sure as hell won't miss your ass. Folks like Merc and Gravdigr are the normal ones & they should be applauded. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-01-2011, 09:03 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	um. April Fools? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-01-2011, 09:06 AM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	christ, I hope so. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-01-2011, 06:14 PM	#10
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I must have been absent when someone claimed this was a community of "normal" people. I have never been considered normal and I love this place! If fuck you is directed to me and I assume it is, then I want to be one of the first ones and FFS use a condom! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-01-2011, 08:16 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	As one of those 'foreign women' I can only say, sorry if any kind of understanding I might have shown to anyone has offended you. I mean, I'm sorry for you. xx __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-01-2011, 03:00 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It's not an April Fool. I told Sarge that if he converted to a Liberal point of view, I would raise the money to fly to America and give him head. In response, what I got was a diatribe about everything I hold dear. I guess this signifies what he thinks of me. And also his opinion of how I suck cock. And yes, I suck the balls. And hum. I pay attention to the shaft. And move my tongue over the head like a lollipop to get all the lovely precum. I lick and I suck and I enjoy it. Sigh. Poor Sarge. Missing out on all that...

04-01-2011, 04:58 PM	#8
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Not Tulip! She's very bi-cultural and sweet. BUT Do not and I repeat, do NOT google Asian/Apple Pie.

04-01-2011, 10:14 PM	#12
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Like Ali, I'm one of those foreign women (too). Best comment I ever saw on normal was: "the only people who are normal are the ones you don't know very well."

04-01-2011, 10:20 PM	#13
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	P.S. Not sure when this crept up on me, perhaps it was while I was procrastinating over doing an assignment for my first foray into accredited study in 7 years, but I think I am now officially addicted to the Cellar (I realised this when checking the latest Cellar posts became as important as checking my email, fb account and phone in the morning on waking up). Is there a support group for Cellar addiction? Last edited by casimendocina; 04-01-2011 at 10:21 PM. Reason: saving irrelevant bits for later :D

04-01-2011, 10:22 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You're soaking in it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-01-2011, 11:18 PM	#15
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Good God Almighty folks! Of course this is my April Fool's joke. Everyone knows I "like" certain foreign women. I'm a crotchedy old fart, but even I'm not as mean as the afore rant. Just joshing with you & I see most of you saw through the charade __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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