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Old 04-08-2020, 07:29 AM   #5986
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Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at poetry, but I’ve made a teapot, several bowls and a vase that I’m quite proud of.
Have you met the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Old 04-08-2020, 11:20 AM   #5987
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... you guys are on a roll...
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Old 04-08-2020, 12:01 PM   #5988
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At 7:45 am today at a grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him, then knocked him to the ground and thrashed him with his walker.

But then the guy came back again and approached the line a third time! This time the guy says, "Look, if you damned old codgers don't let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in there!"
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Old 04-09-2020, 12:50 AM   #5989
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Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.
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Old 04-10-2020, 02:04 AM   #5990
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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I'm kinda glad I'm too tired to replace Jesus' crown of thorns with a corona on this not-so-fucking-good-friday. But the day is young.....
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Old 04-12-2020, 06:56 AM   #5991
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Old 04-12-2020, 01:50 PM   #5992
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Old 04-13-2020, 03:34 AM   #5993
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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".
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Old 04-16-2020, 08:16 AM   #5994
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Resurrecting an old friend for this apropos image.
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Old 04-16-2020, 08:29 AM   #5995
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Good morning Squirrel, how you doing?
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Old 04-16-2020, 10:46 AM   #5996
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Did you make that poster, foots?

If so, I approve. If not, I still approve.
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Old 04-16-2020, 11:07 AM   #5997
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This ad appeared in my facebook feed last week
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Old 04-16-2020, 02:06 PM   #5998
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Did you make that poster, foots?

If so, I approve. If not, I still approve.

No, it was from someone’s instagram


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Old 04-17-2020, 09:42 AM   #5999
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I'm not a fan of sports commentators at the best of times but, credit where it's due, this chap doesn't take himself too seriously.

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Andrew Cotter, who works for BBC Sport covering major events, took his boredom and created a video in which he commentated on his two Labradors, Olive and Mabel, racing to finish their food.



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... commentated on his two Labradors, Olive and Mabel, chewing a rubber bone.


The sound is rather poor at the beginning of the second video.
Probably trying to create tension.
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Old 04-17-2020, 03:59 PM   #6000
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"Poor audio quality"? Maybe you're not the target audience. Dogs have keener hearing than we do after all.
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