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Old 03-25-2020, 11:44 AM   #1
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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Old 03-25-2020, 12:22 PM   #2
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I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:23 PM   #3
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That's because you're the real deal bro.
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Old 04-10-2020, 02:04 AM   #4
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I'm kinda glad I'm too tired to replace Jesus' crown of thorns with a corona on this not-so-fucking-good-friday. But the day is young.....
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Old 04-12-2020, 06:56 AM   #5
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Old 04-12-2020, 01:50 PM   #6
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Old 04-13-2020, 03:34 AM   #7
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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".
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