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Old 02-11-2007, 02:44 PM   #1
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What do you do if you're related to them?
You can't choose who you're related to, but you have absolute power over who you associate with.
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:46 AM   #2
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People that "suck up" to the boss and get away with little or no production.

Bosses that fall for it.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:57 PM   #3
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What do you do if you're related to them?
I don't care if I'm related to people. I've never understood the idea that being related to me gives someone special rights to be an asshole to me. My "family" are those who are there for me, respect me & allow me to respect them... I choose them and they choose me. Few of them are related to me.
If someone is not polite to me I treat them exactly the same regardless of their blood status. I did not speak to my parents for years. Their choice.
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shithead drivers who think they own the road!
Well, don't we?
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:31 PM   #4
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Well, don't we?
err ... nope! :p
doesnt it bug you when some spotty little oink who's just passed his test cuts you up and causes you to brake?
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:00 PM   #5
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OMG am I the only person on earth who thinks Justin Timberlake is creepy and not even bordering on attractive. He looks like the kind of guy who would hang out in this bar uptown that attracts some questionable humans. I mean, I question that they're human.

And Sheldon, you're too funny.

Yes, Justin Timberlake tops my list of annoyances. Brought sexy back my ass.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:23 PM   #6
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OMG am I the only person on earth who thinks Justin Timberlake is creepy and not even bordering on attractive. He looks like the kind of guy who would hang out in this bar uptown that attracts some questionable humans. I mean, I question that they're human.
He's a low rent lounge lizard. The Bill Murry, SNL, roadhouse singer.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:29 PM   #7
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He's a low rent lounge lizard. The Bill Murry, SNL, roadhouse singer.
LOL..."Star wars, if we could bar wars, please let these star wars....stay."
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:47 PM   #8
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hard to use online tv listing pages
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:59 PM   #9
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- Dry contact lenses
- Drivers who think the red light means 'floor it'
- Sub-freezing temperatures with no snow
- Sidewalk pissers
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:24 PM   #10
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People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

(If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.)
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:42 PM   #11
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Office Gossips

People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them.

The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest.

Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:02 PM   #12
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People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.
Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".
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Old 02-08-2007, 07:47 AM   #13
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Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.
Too late! Male and both functions.

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If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".
When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again".
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:11 AM   #14
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Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org.

Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!!
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:25 PM   #15
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sqatting on the toilet is much better for elimination. but standing? that's just messy
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