Shit that annoys you...

[Kingswood]

Originally Posted by Kitsune

People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

[Kitsune]

Originally Posted by Kingswood

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

Too late! Male and both functions.

Originally Posted by Kingswood

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again".

[Sheldonrs]

Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org.

Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!!