Free tits to a good home - Page 2

footfootfoot · 11-01-2012, 02:36 PM

So, it's more complicated than "It rubs the lotion on its skin." There could be two reasons why my levels are low,
1. My balls are lazy or defective.
2. My pituitary "no spikka Inglis" so my balls; ready, willing, and able, aren't getting the info.

So more bloodwork the other day and an appointment with a urologist. Then we see if it's a toomah or lazy balls. Then we see if it rubs the lotion on its skin.

footfootfoot · 11-01-2012, 02:37 PM

eta @ Ortho, would you like them now, as an A cup, or do you want to wait and see if they get bigger?

orthodoc · 11-01-2012, 07:00 PM

Oh, let's wait and see ...

but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere.

Hope things get sorted out and work out for the best ...

jimhelm · 11-01-2012, 10:54 PM

Been riding that bike a lot?

Ibby · 11-01-2012, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere.

DIBS. i could use a head-start.

ZenGum · 11-02-2012, 12:09 AM

I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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footfootfoot · 11-02-2012, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I see your free tits, and raise you four tits.

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That's, like, eight in the bush.

OK Zen, I expect nothing but net.

Griff · 11-02-2012, 05:45 AM

Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?
Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...
Clive Gollings: It's my novel.
Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!
O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.
O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...

footfootfoot · 12-22-2012, 04:05 PM

So I've been on androgel 1% for almost a month now. I can definitely feel more energetic and "Let's do this!" lately. Sleep is going well and I've actually fallen asleep w/o the trazodone a few times. It's made long work days of physical labor possible AND not devastating. Today I helped my friend tear down his 100 year old barn that was storm damaged during Sandy (don't look now, but the orb is rising behind you. I said not to look.) and after tearing the roof off the sucka

I told my buddy that I think I need to up my dosage. I feel better but I really want to feel like I am king of the world. King AND Pope. I see the pee pee doc in a month and I'll see what he thinks about me being king and pope.

Downside is that I've been crazy frisky lately. The upside of the whole thing was that the negative libido allowed me to see that my relationship had been dead in the water for a long time. Once I was no longer interested in Chucha my eyes were opened to what was really going on. As they say you can't un-see what you have seen so, despite my insane friskiness, I will never go back to that particular well of sorrow.

The sucka from off of which the roof was torn:

monster · 12-23-2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

That's, like, eight in the bush.

FlexibleLezzerFest?

ZenGum · 12-23-2012, 08:19 PM

I'm not sure it's accurate to say "the roof was torn off".

Looks more like a bloody big tree karate-chopped it. But I'm no engineer or anything.

footfootfoot · 12-24-2012, 03:23 PM

No, WE tore the roof off the sucka. Pics later.

Nirvana · 12-26-2012, 06:18 PM

So happy to see you feeling better F3 hormone fluctuations suk. I hope the SS gift did not wear you out

I have only just stumbled upon this thread...

11-01-2012, 02:36 PM	#16
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	So, it's more complicated than "It rubs the lotion on its skin." There could be two reasons why my levels are low, 1. My balls are lazy or defective. 2. My pituitary "no spikka Inglis" so my balls; ready, willing, and able, aren't getting the info. So more bloodwork the other day and an appointment with a urologist. Then we see if it's a toomah or lazy balls. Then we see if it rubs the lotion on its skin. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2012, 02:37 PM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	eta @ Ortho, would you like them now, as an A cup, or do you want to wait and see if they get bigger? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2012, 07:00 PM	#18
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Oh, let's wait and see ... but on second thought I wouldn't wish that on you, so I'll get them elsewhere. Hope things get sorted out and work out for the best ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi Last edited by orthodoc; 11-01-2012 at 07:53 PM.

11-01-2012, 10:54 PM	#19
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Been riding that bike a lot? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-02-2012, 12:09 AM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I see your free tits, and raise you four tits. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-02-2012, 05:45 AM	#23
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn? Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's... Clive Gollings: It's my novel. Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits! O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits. Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick. O'Reilly: I was just sayin'... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-22-2012, 04:05 PM	#24
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	So I've been on androgel 1% for almost a month now. I can definitely feel more energetic and "Let's do this!" lately. Sleep is going well and I've actually fallen asleep w/o the trazodone a few times. It's made long work days of physical labor possible AND not devastating. Today I helped my friend tear down his 100 year old barn that was storm damaged during Sandy (don't look now, but the orb is rising behind you. I said not to look.) and after tearing the roof off the sucka I told my buddy that I think I need to up my dosage. I feel better but I really want to feel like I am king of the world. King AND Pope. I see the pee pee doc in a month and I'll see what he thinks about me being king and pope. Downside is that I've been crazy frisky lately. The upside of the whole thing was that the negative libido allowed me to see that my relationship had been dead in the water for a long time. Once I was no longer interested in Chucha my eyes were opened to what was really going on. As they say you can't un-see what you have seen so, despite my insane friskiness, I will never go back to that particular well of sorrow. The sucka from off of which the roof was torn: Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-23-2012, 08:19 PM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'm not sure it's accurate to say "the roof was torn off". Looks more like a bloody big tree karate-chopped it. But I'm no engineer or anything. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-24-2012, 03:23 PM	#27
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No, WE tore the roof off the sucka. Pics later. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-26-2012, 06:18 PM	#28
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	So happy to see you feeling better F3 hormone fluctuations suk. I hope the SS gift did not wear you out I have only just stumbled upon this thread... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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