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footfootfoot 10-30-2012 09:17 PM

Free tits to a good home
 
So I just got some bloodwork back and everything is crescent fresh except my testosterone, or lack thereof. Total is 141 ng/dL and free is 5.4 ng/dL

Normal is somewhere between 240-950 and 9-30.

That might explain, well everything, almost. Hot flashes, boobs, depression, lethargy, no libido, shrinking pecker syndrome, etc. etc.

Seeing Daktari in the a.m. to talk about my options.


I should probably bring a deer leg for Clarence...

eta: Testosternone! haha, I slay me. I'll be here all week. Try the Estrogen

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2012 10:08 PM

Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

BrianR 10-30-2012 10:30 PM

I have the exact same issue, only I *like* it!!

zippyt 10-30-2012 10:37 PM

Look out folks ,, wez going to have SUPER FOOT !!!!

ZenGum 10-30-2012 10:46 PM

Titty pics or GTFO!


j/k hope all goes well for you.

Big Sarge 10-31-2012 01:32 AM

i've used the gel and injections. both have negative and positive aspects. currently, i'm back on injections

Griff 10-31-2012 05:40 AM

Sorry man, I hope the doc can make the adjustment.

glatt 10-31-2012 07:26 AM

Sorry, Foot! Let us know what the Doc says. Who knows, maybe this is a path many of us will be following.

infinite monkey 10-31-2012 07:34 AM

I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.

Spexxvet 10-31-2012 09:20 AM

I've been thinking that maybe that's [one of] my problem[s].

Undertoad 10-31-2012 09:29 AM

Yeah me too

jimhelm 10-31-2012 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 836519)
I feel your pain dude. Hope things straighten out soon.


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infinite monkey 10-31-2012 10:12 AM

:blush:

Unintentional, I swear.

orthodoc 10-31-2012 01:17 PM

But well done, nevertheless. ;)

As for the free tits, send them my way ...

BigV 10-31-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 836482)
Libido leads to weakness, compromising your principles and treasure in the pursuit of pussy. ;)

I've had principles and treasure, and I'm too exhausted to miss them.


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