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Old 11-26-2007, 04:17 PM   #1
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The price of love is rising
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

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NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - If your true love wants to lavish you with gifts for the 12 days of Christmas this year it's going to cost them nearly $20,000 -- a 3.1 percent increase from a year ago.

The 23rd Annual PNC Christmas Price Index showed that rising wages for milkmaids, the higher gold price, and rising food prices would push the cost of funding the holiday song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" up to $19,507 this year.
Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:44 PM   #2
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it looks like renting your love by the hour might be more cost effective.

very NSFW.

http://desertdivas.net/rates.htm
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:00 PM   #3
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Shopping off the Mackenzie brothers' list might be a bit cheaper too.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:02 PM   #4
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has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:25 PM   #5
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has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?
isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:32 PM   #6
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isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?
Ouch!
My husband and I had a divorce settlement that didn't require either of us to pay a penny to eachother.

And I left him with the funds to set up his online business and make the much talked about changes to our cottage when I went.

I've never paid for sex by the by, but it's getting to the point where if I had the money I would pay just to be wined and dined and found fascinating.
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:29 PM   #7
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has anyone ever paid for sex?
Everyone pays.... unless they are a virgin.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:03 PM   #8
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Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!
Or shares in Apple come to that.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:08 PM   #9
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I bought my girlfriend 80 dollar Uggs on Black Friday. And maybe a card and candy too. She'll love them, and me!
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:43 PM   #10
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Yes, I have been paid to have sex.
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:49 PM   #11
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how was he?
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:51 PM   #12
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how was he?
Your dad? Tight. Good tongue action.
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Old 11-26-2007, 06:07 PM   #13
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Yes, I have been paid (BY A HOOKER)to have sex.(WITH A DIFFERENT HOOKER)











if you didnt hate me, you'd think it was funny.
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Old 11-27-2007, 07:48 AM   #14
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if you didnt hate me, you'd think it was funny.
Yeah - back at you
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:00 PM   #15
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Yes, I have been paid to have sex.
I slept with an ex to get a set of bar glasses and a coffee maker.

I slept with another ex to get a 25% discount at the liquor store.



I'm a whore.
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