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Spexxvet 11-26-2007 04:17 PM

The price of love is rising
 
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

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NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - If your true love wants to lavish you with gifts for the 12 days of Christmas this year it's going to cost them nearly $20,000 -- a 3.1 percent increase from a year ago.

The 23rd Annual PNC Christmas Price Index showed that rising wages for milkmaids, the higher gold price, and rising food prices would push the cost of funding the holiday song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" up to $19,507 this year.
Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!

lookout123 11-26-2007 04:44 PM

it looks like renting your love by the hour might be more cost effective.

very NSFW.

http://desertdivas.net/rates.htm

bluecuracao 11-26-2007 05:00 PM

Shopping off the Mackenzie brothers' list might be a bit cheaper too.

LJ 11-26-2007 05:02 PM

has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?

Sundae 11-26-2007 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 410389)
Good thing there wasn't a tank of gasoline on day 13!

Or shares in Apple come to that.

freshnesschronic 11-26-2007 05:08 PM

I bought my girlfriend 80 dollar Uggs on Black Friday. And maybe a card and candy too. She'll love them, and me!

lookout123 11-26-2007 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LJ (Post 410413)
has anyone ever paid for sex?

should we poll?

isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?

Sundae 11-26-2007 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 410440)
isn't that the same as asking if anyone has ever been divorced?

Ouch!
My husband and I had a divorce settlement that didn't require either of us to pay a penny to eachother.

And I left him with the funds to set up his online business and make the much talked about changes to our cottage when I went.

I've never paid for sex by the by, but it's getting to the point where if I had the money I would pay just to be wined and dined and found fascinating.

Spexxvet 11-26-2007 05:43 PM

Yes, I have been paid to have sex.

lookout123 11-26-2007 05:49 PM

how was he?

Spexxvet 11-26-2007 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 410468)
how was he?

Your dad? Tight. Good tongue action.

rkzenrage 11-26-2007 05:55 PM

We are very specific about not spending a lot on each other unless we buy a joint gift.
We dislike commercialism though and have never celebrated valentines day at all.

LJ 11-26-2007 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 410462)
Yes, I have been paid (BY A HOOKER)to have sex.(WITH A DIFFERENT HOOKER)












if you didnt hate me, you'd think it was funny.

binky 11-26-2007 06:21 PM

I almost fell out of my chair laughing!

Mockingbird 11-26-2007 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 410462)
Yes, I have been paid to have sex.

I slept with an ex to get a set of bar glasses and a coffee maker.

I slept with another ex to get a 25% discount at the liquor store.

:headshake

I'm a whore.


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