The Blasphemy Challenge - Page 8

piercehawkeye45 · 03-13-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I don't understand why people have to say nasty things about religion. What harm has religion ever done? (Can we keep politics out of it, and not mention Iraq, or Isreal, or the whole Middle East for that matter?)

Ask homosexuals or any other minority what religion has done.

I don't mind religion at its base, just when people start forcing their religion on other people is when I start getting annoyed of it.

HungLikeJesus · 03-13-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I don't understand why people have to say nasty things about religion. What harm has religion ever done? (Can we keep politics out of it, and not mention Iraq, or Isreal, or the whole Middle East for that matter?)

Oh, and I forgot to mention Bosnia. And Sudan. And Spain. And the British Isles... and North, Central and South America. And the Near East and Far East.

Ok, you've convinced me - I deny the Holy Spirit.

Flint · 03-13-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

... I deny the Holy Spirit.

Smites Thee

piercehawkeye45 · 03-13-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Smites Thee

Dammit, you beat me to it.

I call the next one.

03-13-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I don't understand why people have to say nasty things about religion. What harm has religion ever done? (Can we keep politics out of it, and not mention Iraq, or Isreal, or the whole Middle East for that matter?)

This is a joke right? I'm a little dense.

HungLikeJesus · 03-13-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

This is a joke right? I'm a little dense.

Yes. I'm sorry - I meant to say: religion equals +-(:-) and

and

, except that my finger slipped.

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Yes. I'm sorry - I meant to say: religion equals +-(:-) and

and

, except that my finger slipped.

Did anyone get that this: +-(:-) was supposed to be a pope? I couldn't find a pope smiley. This is the closest that I could find:

:

TheMercenary · 04-03-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Did anyone get that this: +-(:-) was supposed to be a pope? I couldn't find a pope smiley. This is the closest that I could find:

:

They look about the same to me. One uses black magic, the other uses white magic.

Pie · 03-13-2007, 11:58 AM

Politics frequently is religion, and vice versa. But I'm sure you know that.

Flint · 03-13-2007, 02:52 PM

Suppressing science and knowledge, casting the world into a dark age... hmmm, who was that again?

Trilby · 03-13-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Suppressing science and knowledge, casting the world into a dark age... hmmm, who was that again?

You?

glatt · 03-13-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

hmmm, who was that again?

Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

glatt · 03-13-2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

Oh, come ON people. Was it too easy? I set that up beautifully. Spike the ball!

It even answers his question.

Shawnee123 · 03-14-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"

The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"

The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

lumberjim · 03-13-2007, 04:36 PM

yup, too easy.....i thought the joke had been made as it was.

03-13-2007, 11:58 AM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Politics frequently is religion, and vice versa. But I'm sure you know that. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-13-2007, 02:52 PM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Suppressing science and knowledge, casting the world into a dark age... hmmm, who was that again? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-13-2007, 04:36 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yup, too easy.....i thought the joke had been made as it was. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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