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03-13-2007, 03:20 PM
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03-13-2007, 03:27 PM
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03-13-2007, 03:49 PM
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03-13-2007, 04:31 PM
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It even answers his question. |
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03-13-2007, 04:36 PM
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yup, too easy.....i thought the joke had been made as it was.
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03-13-2007, 07:56 PM
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03-13-2007, 08:19 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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 and  and  and  and  and  and  , except that my finger slipped.
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03-13-2007, 08:22 PM
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Nice.
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03-13-2007, 09:35 PM
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Damn, the time I decide not to ask if it is a joke or not it is a joke....just my luck.
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03-14-2007, 08:18 AM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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03-14-2007, 11:53 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Inquisition (Look out sin) We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew) We're gonna teach them wrong from right. We're gonna help them see the light and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse) Confess, don't be boring. Say yes, don't be dull. A fact you're ignoring: It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!) The Inquisition (what a show) The Inquistion (here we go) We know you're wishin' that we'd go away. But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay! "I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business. I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass. Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass. Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!" "I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls. I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls! Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame! To make my privates public for a game?" The Inquisition (what a show) The Inquisition (here we go) We know you're wishin' that we'd go away. But the Inquisition's here and it's here to- "Hey Toquemada, walk this way." "I just got back from the Auto-de-fe." "Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?" "It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway." Will you convert? "No, no, no, no." Will you confess? "No, no, no, no." Will you revert? "No, no, no, no." Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!" Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please." I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees! "Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck." "Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!" "How we doin', any converts today?" "Not a one, nay, nay, nay." "We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns! Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!" The Inquisition, what a show. The Inquisition, here we go. We know you're wishin' that we'd go away! So all you Muslims and you Jews We got big news for all of yous: You'd better change your point of views TODAY! 'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
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03-14-2007, 01:18 PM
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GOD LOVES YOU ! REPENT!
initiative_omega@yahoo.com"The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the good news!"
"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near." 16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God. |
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03-14-2007, 01:23 PM
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03-14-2007, 03:52 PM
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We've been having a run on religious nutters at work, too.
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