pick up lines - Page 6

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2004, 11:44 AM

It counts, Jim. Being married doesn't guarantee sex, just more convenient to ask.

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 11:23 PM

bumped for ducks nuts

Radar · 01-24-2008, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

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"fuck me if im wrong, but you want to fuck me don't you?"

I was drinking water when I read this. You nearly drowned me.

lumberjim · 01-24-2008, 11:31 PM

yeah....that was a GOOD one. I plan to use it on jinx tomorrow night. I bet it'll work.

Cicero · 01-26-2008, 11:36 AM

Here's my personal favorite:

1) Lick the tip of your finger.
2)Look them in the eye and wipe their shirt with the finger.
3)Say...."Now lets get you out of those wet clothes."

Giant Salamander · 01-28-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Here's my personal favorite:

1) Lick the tip of your finger.
2)Look them in the eye and wipe their shirt with the finger.
3)Say...."Now lets get you out of those wet clothes."

I was just about to write that one, so I'll make one up.

"You make my dick want to vomit."

Cicero · 01-29-2008, 01:22 PM

Um...Sal.....That doesn't sound like a good thing....I wouldn't go with that one...especially if you only have one second of air-time.

Giant Salamander · 01-29-2008, 01:30 PM

It might work in a S/M dungeon, if you're sniffing out a slave...?
In some twisted way, it's a more "refined" way of saying "you give me a stiffy."
Maybe...

Sheldonrs · 01-29-2008, 01:46 PM

I once used this one during a group session:

"Do you mind if I slip into someone more comfortable?"

Shawnee123 · 01-29-2008, 01:52 PM

I use this one:

"Excuse me, do you have the time? Good, I have the place."

Cicero · 01-29-2008, 02:39 PM

lol!@Shawnee!!

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "I" and "U" together.

Sheldonrs · 01-29-2008, 03:03 PM

"They put a man on the moon, how about I put one on you?"

DucksNuts · 01-29-2008, 05:25 PM

Guaranteed to work:

"When you're ready to shag, I'll be over there"

Aliantha · 01-29-2008, 05:28 PM

Or this one:

I'm leaving, do you want to come with me?

Thesilkmeister · 01-29-2008, 06:27 PM

Here's my two faves:

"Sit on my face and i'll suck your guts out" (has worked once but generally always gets a laugh)

and

*holds up two fingers* "you know why women use these two fingers to reach orgasm?"

woman: "no, why"

Me: "because they're mine".

Has worked as well - but once again, great for the laugh factor

01-24-2004, 11:44 AM	#76
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It counts, Jim. Being married doesn't guarantee sex, just more convenient to ask. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2008, 11:23 PM	#77
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	bumped for ducks nuts __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-24-2008, 11:31 PM	#79
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah....that was a GOOD one. I plan to use it on jinx tomorrow night. I bet it'll work. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-26-2008, 11:36 AM	#80
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Here's my personal favorite: 1) Lick the tip of your finger. 2)Look them in the eye and wipe their shirt with the finger. 3)Say...."Now lets get you out of those wet clothes." __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-29-2008, 01:22 PM	#82
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Um...Sal.....That doesn't sound like a good thing....I wouldn't go with that one...especially if you only have one second of air-time. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-29-2008, 01:30 PM	#83
Giant Salamander Deity of Dogs Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 114	It might work in a S/M dungeon, if you're sniffing out a slave...? In some twisted way, it's a more "refined" way of saying "you give me a stiffy." Maybe... __________________ random artstuff

01-29-2008, 01:46 PM	#84
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I once used this one during a group session: "Do you mind if I slip into someone more comfortable?" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-29-2008, 01:52 PM	#85
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I use this one: "Excuse me, do you have the time? Good, I have the place."

01-29-2008, 02:39 PM	#86
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol!@Shawnee!! If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "I" and "U" together. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-29-2008, 03:03 PM	#87
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"They put a man on the moon, how about I put one on you?" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-29-2008, 05:25 PM	#88
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Guaranteed to work: "When you're ready to shag, I'll be over there"

01-29-2008, 05:28 PM	#89
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Or this one: I'm leaving, do you want to come with me? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-29-2008, 06:27 PM	#90
Thesilkmeister Redheads do it better... Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 33	Here's my two faves: "Sit on my face and i'll suck your guts out" (has worked once but generally always gets a laugh) and holds up two fingers "you know why women use these two fingers to reach orgasm?" woman: "no, why" Me: "because they're mine". Has worked as well - but once again, great for the laugh factor

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