pick up lines
 

give us your best! one's you use, ones that have been used on you, ones you know never work, whatever. Or post your utter disgust for the whole concept of pick up lines.




here's one that doesn;t work:

you: hey, wanna go get a pizza and fuck?

her:~ evil look~

you: what? You don;t like Pizza?



here's one that did: ( for a friend)

you: Hi! wanna wrestle!?

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
I kind of think that wouldn't work on most girls, because of the whole stalker-ish feel to it.

Me: Do you work for UPS?

Her: No

Me: I only ask because I saw you checking out my package.

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I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.

This is a true story.

Geek-dating is different from normal-person dating.

As we know, in geek terms, even an uniflected "Hello" is capable of major schwingage.

So, this guy, who now has a PhD in Computer Science was attempting to attract my interest.

We were both, as geeks must be, huge fans of the movie, Real Genius.

The pickup line he used came direct from this fine film.

"You know, compared to you and me, most people have the IQ of a carrot."

It worked.

Real Genius...one of my all time faves.

"This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold."

Pickup lines from films = Ghostbusters. Janine the receptionist is trying to pick up Spengler, the nerdiest scientist:

Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies?
Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Janine Melnitz: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

YOU: [english accent] 'scuse me , luv, do you drive?[/eng acc]

her : yes

you: [english accent] brilliant. could you give me a lift back to me castle?"[/english accent]

Didn't work:

Hey baby, wanna see my dragon? (have a tatoo)

Worked:

God I'm trashed....give me a ride home? (she didn't leave for like 2 days, we're married, that was almost 16 years ago)

Some of the classics...

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"You've got something on your ass... my eyes."

Of course I've never used any of these. Honest. You've got to believe me!

I always hated the pick-up line, it's a sham, and from moment one of your relationship with this new person (brief as it may be), you're putting on a false front. Once I figured some things out and got over being shy, I never had a problem talking to women again. Now I'm married to the woman of my dreams. Life is good.

"What's your name?" - this one I married.

TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE:

"Excuse me, miss, do you know where I might find":....

1. the kama sutra?

2. "investing millions for dummies"?

3. a book about redecorating after divorce?

the next three hinge upon being able to pretend that you've just noticed her beauty as you begin the second portion of the quote: ( try wide eyed surprise)


4. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) never mind, i think I found it. What's YOUR name?

5. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) < gulp >"love at first sight"

6. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) your phone number

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

"Baby, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"I seem to have lost my number...can I have yours?"

"Is there some room in those jeans for me?"

"Girl...I'd drink a tub of your bathwater!"

(guy faking a phone call on his cell phone)
"Hey...I think it's for you. It's destiny calling."

Another classic one: "What's your sign?"
Classic answer: "Stop sign." :D