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Old 01-26-2009, 04:48 PM   #1
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Enough already. Recipe time.

First, marinade your explorer in whiskey, then tenderize slowly Use a Flint/LJ combination for best results. Peel, wrap in bacon, spit-roast over a burning pillow. Bon appetit.
Must have bacon. Lots of bacon. Maybe we could use the bacon we brined from the back-strap of the last explorers?
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:40 PM   #2
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Oh dear. I seem to have been locked outside of camp. Can someone let me in?
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:50 PM   #3
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Come on in. And bring Sir Nigel with you.
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:04 PM   #4
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day 1.5

was going to post this in the potd but was unable to
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:03 PM   #5
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Yes, yes.... Where is that bloody Nigel? He was supposed to be bringing the lamp oil and irst aid kit this time.
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:58 PM   #6
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Yes, yes.... Where is that bloody Nigel? He was supposed to be bringing the lamp oil and irst aid kit this time.

Terribly sorry! I got waylaid by themost delightful Native girl... but never mind that, here's the lamps and a crate of kippers.
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:17 PM   #7
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Very Sorry for being late!

I seem to have lost the contents of three water bags so I had to stop and refill them all. It is good water, do not mind the color or the chunks of ... stuff.
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:20 PM   #8
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I had to stop and refill these waterbags. There was a nice river in the jungle back there, you know. Do not worry about the color or the little chunks of things. I drink this water myself!
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:22 PM   #9
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This is hilarious:

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15274
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:24 PM   #10
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Well ello there fellow explorers, it took me a while to catch up but here i am! has anybody collected any interesting tidbits of data yet? I am particularly interested in the sense of humour of the locals wot wot.
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:42 PM   #11
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Goodness me, a tribe of cannibals?

Most fascinating, wot wot! I daresay I might just partake of this strange cultural practice, just this once, in the name of science.
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:28 PM   #12
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For those of you who need aid, there is a doctor in the house, albeit an eye doctor. For those in need, he's the best there is round here.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:40 PM   #13
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jolly good, sir ralph right glad to see you in camp...
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:46 PM   #14
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Classic! These men show signs of the early stages of Beriberi, but they don't need a doctor. They just need a good hearty steak with plenty of iron and B-vitamins. I have ordered the chef to defrost some of our finest, and tonight's feast will include green leafy salads in vinagrette, as well as the mash of root vegetables.
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:53 AM   #15
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Classic! These men show signs of the early stages of Beriberi, but they don't need a doctor. They just need a good hearty steak with plenty of iron and a BJ.
I thought that wasn't due til Valentines Day?
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