Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal
 

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I have walked for many days. I'm hoping that the others can find me.


I have decided to strike a base camp here, in the hopes that the rest of the party can catch me up.

Yolamba (my pack boy) fell the other day crossing the great river to the east. I was forced to eat his remains, for sustenance and use his skull as a tea kettle to warm myself in this cold environment.

Still, jolly on and all that.

I shall map this location, and look about and see if I can make contact with any of the natives.

It looks to be a barren and inhospitable place.

If I cannot locate the rest of the party I only hope that someone stumbles upon my frozen corpse and finds these notes usefull.

god save the Queen,

Dr. Livingstoned.

:headshake :eyebrow: :blah: :crazy: :comfort: :welcome: :bolt: :folks: :ggw: :hide: :mock: :stickpoke :bonk: :eyeball: :eek3: :unsure: :mg: :eek:

might have some potential here.

Welcome to the Jungle, Doc.

You could be right. It looks like Yorkshire.

It also looks like Kenny Everett ... :eyebrow:

... before he died.

I really want more of Doc Livingstone's Excellent Adventures. That was pretty darn funny.

Yolamba made me snort.

Welcome to The Cellar. Just don't drop your keys if you do kick to fark.com before you bend over to pick them up.:rasta: :fsm: :welcome: :bong: Watch out for Lumberjim.

i immediately thought this was a sock puppet of foot3. but i'm not sure.

if you are a real newb....watch out for fargon..he just comes here every day....he doesn't even work here, really.

Oy!


Nice to have you on board for all the excitement, eh Livingstone! You seem a straight up sort of fellow.

Stoned post & run - prolly never to be seen again. Too bad too, it was rather funny.
(shhh I'm baiting here)

whats baiting

maybe he r-u-n-n-o-f-t....

Or got turned into a toad.

Well, well, Dr. Livingstoned. I have caught up with you at last! I know you tried to ditch all of us back at that crazy thinkers camp but we caught your scent very quickly. This camp looks like it will do nicely. Would you mind passing the tea. I'm parched from the long trek through the jungle.

You should pray that Uday doesn't catch up with us this time. Lord knows what he'd do to a place like this.