The Dick Slit - Page 5

BigV · 03-19-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

snip--
That's what I used to do.
--snip

UG's anal retentive tendencies are legend. It appears this extends to his bladder as well. Makes sense; how else could one person become so pissed unless they saved it up?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-19-2008, 10:48 PM

Zip and whip, commando.

lumberjim · 03-19-2008, 10:57 PM

i had to go commando today.

i forgot to pack underwear in my gym bag. I used to freeball routinely, and it was nostalgic.

Trilby · 03-20-2008, 08:44 AM

I can't believe this subject has five pages dedicated to it.

you boys. Always talkin 'bout your thang.

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2008, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i had to go commando today.

i forgot to pack underwear in my gym bag. I used to freeball routinely, and it was nostalgic.

So, without aforementioned slit, can the belt discussion come back into play? Flint? :p

LabRat · 03-20-2008, 09:12 AM

As a tighty whitey wearer, I asked Red what he does. He said that when he uses the slit it sometimes causes aiming issues, so he pulls the leg hole over.

WTF??

One more reason I'm glad I'm a woman.

SteveDallas · 03-20-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

As a tighty whitey wearer, I . . . .

This is an excellent example of ambiguous sentence structure.

lumberjim · 03-20-2008, 11:04 AM

Unless labrat actually does wear tighty whities, in which case it would be quite clear.

Cloud · 03-20-2008, 12:03 PM

chiming in:

-- I too thought this was about the piss slit at the end of the penis, which I understand can be tickled to good effect

-- since fewer guys seem to use the opening, more chance for them to wear girls panties!

--you want to talk about aiming issues, imagine having a Prince Albert or apadravya piercing! Think showerhead . . .

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-27-2008, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You just don't bother anymore? Or you were circumcised later in life?

Right the second try! Nothin' at all as dramatic as our other correspondents speculated, sorry. Just surgery at age three. Infections, apparently; now I'm quite the Roundhead.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-27-2008, 12:21 AM

Age three? Try it when you're 31, and a hot blond, in a summer frock, gives you a ride home from the hospital and you strain the stitches so much you look like you're wearing a French tickler for a year, until you wear the "petals" off.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-27-2008, 02:18 AM

That has to have stung. I think I just itched a little. Hard to remember.

DucksNuts · 03-28-2008, 06:29 AM

Did the...err....french tickler please the ladies, Bruce?

Madman · 03-28-2008, 02:16 PM

eh... They did put that slit in the underwear of men. However, I have seen women (not many) wearing mens underwear (never bothered to ask why - besides, my focus was higher up at that time).

Now, from personal experience, I have used the "dick slit" a few times. Not for any special reason other than to use it. Of course, it is mine and I could take my time in doing so. But, more often than not, I generally pull the elastic down and proceed to do my business from there (you don't want to fish around too long in a public restroom - it could draw some unwanted attention).

By the way... nice topic!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Did the...err....french tickler please the ladies, Bruce?

Well, The "petals" were about a quarter inch long, and I wore them away in a year.

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03-19-2008, 10:48 PM	#62
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Zip and whip, commando. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-19-2008, 10:57 PM	#63
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i had to go commando today. i forgot to pack underwear in my gym bag. I used to freeball routinely, and it was nostalgic. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-20-2008, 08:44 AM	#64
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I can't believe this subject has five pages dedicated to it. you boys. Always talkin 'bout your thang. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-20-2008, 09:12 AM	#66
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	As a tighty whitey wearer, I asked Red what he does. He said that when he uses the slit it sometimes causes aiming issues, so he pulls the leg hole over. WTF?? One more reason I'm glad I'm a woman. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-20-2008, 11:04 AM	#68
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Unless labrat actually does wear tighty whities, in which case it would be quite clear. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-20-2008, 12:03 PM	#69
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	chiming in: -- I too thought this was about the piss slit at the end of the penis, which I understand can be tickled to good effect -- since fewer guys seem to use the opening, more chance for them to wear girls panties! --you want to talk about aiming issues, imagine having a Prince Albert or apadravya piercing! Think showerhead . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-27-2008, 12:21 AM	#71
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Age three? Try it when you're 31, and a hot blond, in a summer frock, gives you a ride home from the hospital and you strain the stitches so much you look like you're wearing a French tickler for a year, until you wear the "petals" off. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-27-2008, 02:18 AM	#72
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	That has to have stung. I think I just itched a little. Hard to remember. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

03-28-2008, 06:29 AM	#73
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Did the...err....french tickler please the ladies, Bruce?

03-28-2008, 02:16 PM	#74
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	eh... They did put that slit in the underwear of men. However, I have seen women (not many) wearing mens underwear (never bothered to ask why - besides, my focus was higher up at that time). Now, from personal experience, I have used the "dick slit" a few times. Not for any special reason other than to use it. Of course, it is mine and I could take my time in doing so. But, more often than not, I generally pull the elastic down and proceed to do my business from there (you don't want to fish around too long in a public restroom - it could draw some unwanted attention). By the way... nice topic!

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