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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread.
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lobber of scimitars
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?
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lobber of scimitars
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I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing.
Except for standing up afterwards.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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NSFW!
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Back in 10
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Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small!
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I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.
It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of. My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her. I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous.
I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that.
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Of course it's possible for her to upgrade. There are any number of wealthier men. Better looking men. Smarter men. More creative men. Younger men. etc...
If these are what she is interested in, she can easily find someone with more than me in each category. Women get the best man their looks can get them. Some women try to upgrade their looks to upgrade their man. If she wants new tits, I'm certainly not going to pay for them, and I'm not stupid enough to stay with her and while she looks for another guy to sink her claws into. I love my wife just the way she is and if she's not crazy, so does she. If she gets new tits, she's not getting them for me. If she's not getting them for me, she's getting them for someone else. I'm sickened by breast implants. I don't even like them in strippers. I'd take a natural A cup over a plastic D cup any day, so if my wife gets plastic tits, she's doing so in an effort to repulse me, and attract someone else. End of story.
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lobber of scimitars
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What does all of that mean with respect to your daughter, though, radar? Even if you consider your wife disposable, what about your child?
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The laws of nature don't change for my daughter. When she grows up, she will get the best man that her looks can get her, unless she is gay and prefers women. The rules are different in this case. I don't consider my wife to be "disposable". I love her just the way she is. That is the person I married. That is the deal I signed up for. If she gets plastic tits, she is saying she doesn't want to be with me anymore because I've been clear about how I feel in this matter.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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My only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed. (Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)
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I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them. Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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![]() And just an aside: the phrase is "couldn't care less." If you "could care less" you care at least a little and you can go down from there.
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