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Old 02-06-2009, 10:14 AM   #1
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she will get the best man that her looks can get her
My only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed.

(Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:21 AM   #2
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My only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed.

(Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)

I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.

Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:22 AM   #3
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I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.

Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
Oh. My. God.

And just an aside: the phrase is "couldn't care less." If you "could care less" you care at least a little and you can go down from there.
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:22 AM   #4
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Oh. My. God.
I realize this is a tough pill for women to swallow. It's just the truth.
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:26 AM   #5
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Oh. My. God.
I have to add another Oh My God.

Bruce? 'Spode? Sarge?
All the funny, decent, intelligent, articulate men who have complimented me in the past?
Yeah. You thought I was the best you could get (because it works both ways).

I refuse to believe that crap.
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