Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 4

wolf · 01-26-2009, 01:36 PM

I hope that the wilds of Darkest Pennsylvania do not prove too much for them. They've already lost their mildly expendable porter, and may need all of their massed strength to confront the dreaded wild beasts that here abound.

I thought that the White Man's Burden was not supposed to include his own luggage?

sir john · 01-26-2009, 01:41 PM

we are doing back to back safaris this time so some of the blokes will be tired from the travel (bit of whisky hits the spot), we set camp at one tribe of Internet natives at a time and strike out to explore.
this does seem a friendly group i am quite taken with the hospitality and whiskey is always a proper pick me up for an intrepid explorer.

glatt · 01-26-2009, 01:48 PM

we like visitors.

We must have you for dinner. Maybe when the rest of you arrive.

TheMercenary · 01-26-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

We must have you for dinner.

Spoken like a true native.

wolf · 01-26-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir john

this does seem a friendly group i am quite taken with the hospitality and whiskey is always a proper pick me up for an intrepid explorer.

Watch out, man! He's just trying to soften you up for some nefarious purpose. Or somebody else's nefarious purpose.

We have extras.

sir john · 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM

not the first cannibal tribe we have visited , but i will send word back to the team to warn them, now where is that porter ( you don't suppose he has already been eaten do you?)

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir john

not the first cannabis tribe we have visited , but i will send word back to the team to warn them, now where is that porter ( you don't suppose he has already been eaten do you?)

No wonder you're all eatin' each other!

wolf · 01-26-2009, 02:05 PM

I don't think being eaten is the big problem. Remain seated, and nobody should get hurt.

TheMercenary · 01-26-2009, 02:06 PM

No sudden movements.

where are the fnords · 01-26-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

No sudden movements.

attempts to flee

TheMercenary · 01-26-2009, 03:23 PM

Stopped by natives with shields and spears, no blood drawn, yet.

lumberjim · 01-26-2009, 03:23 PM

well, when you phrase it 'attempt to flee' it seems like you don't think you'll succeed. anyway, at this point, here around the fire it's much safer than trying to traverse the wild in the dark. You could fall into a pit, or get bit by a snake, or buttfucked in the mouth by Flint if you go out there now.

lumberjim · 01-26-2009, 03:25 PM

merc, wolf....where is your sense of hospitality?

please don't eat the men in the funny hats. It's not nice. Do you want the genital cuff again?

TheMercenary · 01-26-2009, 03:29 PM

I start with eating the heart, that way their soul can't haunt me. I'll leave the ball sack for others.

sir john · 01-26-2009, 03:29 PM

hunker down in camp and keep the blunderbuss close at hand, there was a native handing out whisky earlier if you cant find him i will break into the gin ration early...

01-26-2009, 01:36 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I hope that the wilds of Darkest Pennsylvania do not prove too much for them. They've already lost their mildly expendable porter, and may need all of their massed strength to confront the dreaded wild beasts that here abound. I thought that the White Man's Burden was not supposed to include his own luggage? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-26-2009, 02:05 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I don't think being eaten is the big problem. Remain seated, and nobody should get hurt. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-26-2009, 02:06 PM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	No sudden movements. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-26-2009, 03:23 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Stopped by natives with shields and spears, no blood drawn, yet. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-26-2009, 03:23 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, when you phrase it 'attempt to flee' it seems like you don't think you'll succeed. anyway, at this point, here around the fire it's much safer than trying to traverse the wild in the dark. You could fall into a pit, or get bit by a snake, or buttfucked in the mouth by Flint if you go out there now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-26-2009, 01:41 PM	#2
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	we are doing back to back safaris this time so some of the blokes will be tired from the travel (bit of whisky hits the spot), we set camp at one tribe of Internet natives at a time and strike out to explore. this does seem a friendly group i am quite taken with the hospitality and whiskey is always a proper pick me up for an intrepid explorer.

01-26-2009, 01:48 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	we like visitors. We must have you for dinner. Maybe when the rest of you arrive.

01-26-2009, 02:02 PM	#6
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	not the first cannibal tribe we have visited , but i will send word back to the team to warn them, now where is that porter ( you don't suppose he has already been eaten do you?)

01-26-2009, 03:25 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	merc, wolf....where is your sense of hospitality? please don't eat the men in the funny hats. It's not nice. Do you want the genital cuff again? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-26-2009, 03:29 PM	#14
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I start with eating the heart, that way their soul can't haunt me. I'll leave the ball sack for others. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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