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Old 03-25-2020, 10:46 AM   #1
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It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes.

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Old 03-25-2020, 11:44 AM   #2
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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Old 03-25-2020, 12:22 PM   #3
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Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:23 PM   #4
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That's because you're the real deal bro.
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Old 04-10-2020, 02:04 AM   #5
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I'm kinda glad I'm too tired to replace Jesus' crown of thorns with a corona on this not-so-fucking-good-friday. But the day is young.....
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Old 04-12-2020, 06:56 AM   #6
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Old 04-12-2020, 01:50 PM   #7
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Old 04-13-2020, 03:34 AM   #8
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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".
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Old 03-25-2020, 12:56 PM   #9
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I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society.

I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now...
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Old 03-25-2020, 05:07 PM   #10
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Old 03-25-2020, 05:42 PM   #11
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I don't think Chinese virus is specific enough. Aren't most of the nasty ones from there?
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Old 03-25-2020, 05:49 PM   #12
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Have to tack the year on the end.
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Old 03-26-2020, 04:35 AM   #13
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Old 03-26-2020, 10:54 PM   #14
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squ: if dealer had really tight buns, it could work....

.....heads out to stock up on spaghetti.....
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Old 03-26-2020, 10:55 PM   #15
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ooh.... lasagne
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