I am the magic 8 ball - Page 3

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Actually, my real question is, "Did they take Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley from us?"

It is doubtful. Elvis Presley died of fried banana sandwiches and uppers, Jimmy Hoffa died of ... well, let's just say he didn't swim too well in his new shoes.

His new cement shoes.

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 04:09 PM

You better ask TW about that instead of the Magic 8 Ball, bro.

Clodfobble · 06-06-2005, 05:15 PM

Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

10 HOME
20 GET A$; "IS HUSBAND FATHER? (Y/N)"
30 IF A = "Y" THEN GOTO 500
40 GET B$; "IS BEST FRIEND FATHER? (Y/N)"
50 IF B="Y" THEN GOTO 600
60 PRINT "BABY IS PRODUCT OF MIDOCLORIAN CONCENTRATION. WILL BE MALE"
70 GOTO 4242
500 GET C$; "IS HUSBAND MALE? (Y/N)"
510 IF C$ = "Y", GOTO 900
520 IF C$ = "N", THEN GET {IP SIGNIFIER} FORWARD TO JERRYFALWELL@PROFAMILYAMERICA.ORG
530 PRINT = "PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME. SOMEONE WILL BE TO SEE YOU SHORTLY."
540 GOTO 900
600 GET D$; "IS BEST FRIEND AWARE THAT HE IS FATHER? (Y/N)"
610 IF D$ = "N" THEN PRINT "PLEASE CALL 1-800-96-JERRY"
620 GOTO 900
900 X$=RND{1-468}
910 IF X$ = 1, THEN PRINT "IT'S A GIRL!!"
920 IF X$ = 1, THEN GOTO 4242
930 PRINT "IT'S A BOY!!!"
940 PRINT "YOU BROKE YOUR ... ANKLE, ARM, LEG, ARM, HEAD, ARM, PRIDE, BIKE, ARM, LEG, TEETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUMP AGAIN? (Y/N)"
4242 END

Bullitt · 06-06-2005, 07:00 PM

is it sad that i actually understood that?

BigV · 06-06-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

is it sad that i actually understood that?

No, sad is your need to tell all of us you understand it, and then try to disguise your geek pride by calling it "sad".

Come on, say it with me, "I'm geek and I'm proud!".

*raises clenched fist in air (holding cordless mouse)*

Bullitt · 06-06-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

No, sad is your need to tell all of us you understand it, and then try to disguise your geek pride by calling it "sad".

Come on, say it with me, "I'm geek and I'm proud!".

*raises clenched fist in air (holding cordless mouse)*

*holds logitec wireless mouse in the air*

"I'M A GEEK AND I'M PROUD!"

*scurries away back into the lurker shadows..*

SteveDallas · 06-06-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt

is it sad that i actually understood that?

Or is it sadder that I found mistakes?

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Or is it sadder that I found mistakes?

me too, and it bugs me

har har!!

Sun_Sparkz · 06-06-2005, 07:24 PM

wise mr. 8 ball..

Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?

busterb · 06-06-2005, 07:43 PM

mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by busterb

mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB

It is doubtful.

Seriously doubtful.

busterb · 06-06-2005, 08:45 PM

smoothmoniker · 06-06-2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

wise mr. 8 ball..

Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?

Fashion and Design are not the sorts of things that can be studied. You either have them, or you are straight.

And you, my friend, have them.

elSicomoro · 06-06-2005, 09:38 PM

You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.

06-06-2005, 07:00 PM	#5
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	is it sad that i actually understood that? __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

06-06-2005, 07:24 PM	#10
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	wise mr. 8 ball.. Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-06-2005, 07:43 PM	#11
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	mr. 8 ball.. Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

06-06-2005, 08:45 PM	#13
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	__________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

06-06-2005, 04:09 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You better ask TW about that instead of the Magic 8 Ball, bro.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Will my best friend's baby be a boy (her first) or a girl (her third)?

06-06-2005, 09:38 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.

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