I am the magic 8 ball
I am the magic 8 ball. Ask me anything. I will tell the truth.
Or, if not the truth, something vague and oddly-worded enough that you can take it as support for your own pre-determined opinions. So ask away! what could possible go wrong! |
Am I behind you? :confused:
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Michael Jackson: guilty or not?
Please respond before the bought-and-paid-for jury returns the (ha-ha) verdict. |
Will the guy that I added to the "shitty tipper database" on bitterwaitress.com ever do an internet search on his name and find it?
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whew I'm not listed.. safe for now! ;)
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Which is good, because we prophets of the word of the 8 ball need all the support we can get. |
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But when the great service industry revolt and cultural purge begins in the fall of 2008, he will be the first one thrown into the re-education camps. Viva La Revolucion! Da Me la Dinero! |
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But he will not be convicted at this trial. The sleezy mom provides reasonable doubt. MJ will finally receive his cumupance in spring of 2009, when he, OJ Simpson, and Ashlee Simpson all run out of money, and are forced to tour Indian casinos and truck stops performing the motown hits of the early 70's as the trio, "The Wonderfuls." |
Hey SM, will this thread devolve into yet another pointless "tipping" thread?
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Can you just gouge my eyes out now that I've read that horrible thought? P.S. Please don't spell "comeuppance" like that. |
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The magic 8 ball is about peace, openness and pacificsm - the magic 8 ball would never gouge your eyes out. You will, however lose your eyes in a freak accident while attempting to switch cell phone carriers later this year. I can't give you too much in the way of details, but lets just say, when they ask if you want the option eye guard / pith helmet adaptor for your new phone, spend the extra money steve, spend the extra money. |
Now that every one of my teeth has been root canalled and/or sealed, should I stick with the extra-expensive dentist I currently use or find one that's cheaper?
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Will my best friend marry the immature idjit that is her fiancee despite all my portestations to the contrary?
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