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View Poll Results: Do you (or do you think a guy should) use the dick slit? | |||
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9 | 36.00% |
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16 | 64.00% |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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HLJ, he's gonna pop a cap in your eye.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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And zippers scratch.
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I use the slit exclusively. Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.
It's much faster for me. Unzip, fish it out, relief, tuck it back in, zip up. Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.
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is not a palindrome...
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I hear them call the tide
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Apparently they earn well round here -I guess it would be classed as tips rather than pay, though.... I bet the tax returns are a bugger.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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I didn't say anything about shirts, or belts, or while we're at it, shoes. You don't have to take your shoes off, either.
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I hear them call the tide
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Although the way some of you aim, that might be advisable. Or wear those plastic covers like the have in ORs
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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i'm developing a picture of flint's beltline being closer to his armpits than his hipbones. and what's that in his shirt pocket? a pocket protector? is that tape on your glasses? masking tape? you couldn't find any color matching electrical tape or glue? Is that dandruff on your plaid shirted shoulder? when's the last time you washed your neck? and why do you smell like moth balls?!
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Flint, who are you arguing with?
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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All of you stupid motherfuckers. Or anybody who will listen...
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Nice drawing, by the way.
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is not a palindrome...
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Des Moines
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Think about it. Boxers are effectively set up the same way as regular shorts/jeans, whatever. The purpose of avoiding using the dick slit is so you don't have to go fishing around for your unit and pull it out through the hole. But if you don't unbuckle your jeans/belt, you might as well just use the dick slit because then you're still going to have to thread your dick through the opening you just made with your zipper. And even if you chose NOT to do that, then you'd have to thread your dick over your belt buckle, and then we'd REALLY have aiming issues. Nope, not for me, I'm an unabashed open trouser urinator, much more liberating, let the boys breathe the open air a couple times a day.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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* Urostomy patients (and women) are exempted.
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