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View Poll Results: Do you (or do you think a guy should) use the dick slit?
Yes 9 36.00%
No 16 64.00%
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Old 03-18-2008, 01:27 PM   #1
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Don't make me go all-caps. 'Cause I have some shit that's so upper-case it'll give you a black eye when you read it.
HLJ, he's gonna pop a cap in your eye.
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Old 03-18-2008, 01:26 PM   #2
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And zippers scratch.
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:01 PM   #3
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I use the slit exclusively. Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.

It's much faster for me. Unzip, fish it out, relief, tuck it back in, zip up. Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:47 PM   #4
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Especially at work where I wear 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants, plus boxers.
You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:59 PM   #5
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You work as a homeless guy? I've heard the pay's good.
No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:12 PM   #6
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No, the pay sucks, it's the benefits that are good. Completely subsidized all-you-can-eat dumpster buffets, for example.
Apparently they earn well round here -I guess it would be classed as tips rather than pay, though.... I bet the tax returns are a bugger.
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:12 PM   #7
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Flint's method would have me trying to get two shirts tucked back into two different layers of pants with a belt on.
Why would you untuck your shirt/shirts in the first place?!
I didn't say anything about shirts, or belts, or while we're at it, shoes. You don't have to take your shoes off, either.
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:34 PM   #8
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You don't have to take your shoes off, either.

Although the way some of you aim, that might be advisable. Or wear those plastic covers like the have in ORs
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:18 PM   #9
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i'm developing a picture of flint's beltline being closer to his armpits than his hipbones. and what's that in his shirt pocket? a pocket protector? is that tape on your glasses? masking tape? you couldn't find any color matching electrical tape or glue? Is that dandruff on your plaid shirted shoulder? when's the last time you washed your neck? and why do you smell like moth balls?!
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:14 PM   #10
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I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:22 PM   #11
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Flint, who are you arguing with?
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:24 PM   #12
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Flint, who are you arguing with?
All of you stupid motherfuckers. Or anybody who will listen...
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:25 PM   #13
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Nice drawing, by the way.
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:49 PM   #14
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I'd like to know why you need to un-buckle your belt,
or un-tuck your shirt, to get something out of this opening:
Think about it. Boxers are effectively set up the same way as regular shorts/jeans, whatever. The purpose of avoiding using the dick slit is so you don't have to go fishing around for your unit and pull it out through the hole. But if you don't unbuckle your jeans/belt, you might as well just use the dick slit because then you're still going to have to thread your dick through the opening you just made with your zipper. And even if you chose NOT to do that, then you'd have to thread your dick over your belt buckle, and then we'd REALLY have aiming issues. Nope, not for me, I'm an unabashed open trouser urinator, much more liberating, let the boys breathe the open air a couple times a day.
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:22 PM   #15
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So anyway, who's right? Is the dick slit necessary or unnecessary?
Meatus==necessary*




* Urostomy patients (and women) are exempted.
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