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Old 01-17-2008, 12:52 PM   #1
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Maybe someday, if he plays his cards right, he might be able to reach the same level of stardom as Kato Kaelin.
When I first read his name and tried to picture him, I kept getting Larry Birkhead instead. Weird
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:59 PM   #2
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Larry Birkhead
I had to look up that one. Same idea, for sure.
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Old 01-17-2008, 01:44 PM   #3
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If that was my kid I would rip those glasses off and shove them up his ass
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:47 PM   #4
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I haven't read the thread... but I heard this guy on Opie and Anthony.

He's a complete and total asshole, asswipe, asshat, and any other ass-ish description you care to think of.

He also has balls of steel and extreme bordering on ludicrous self-confidence.

With that combination he ought to make a good corporate CEO, if he can come of age before he mouths off at the wrong person and gets himself taken out.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:39 PM   #5
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Sorry if it bends anyone out of shape, but as a person who has three teens...

edit: Well one is technically no longer a teen as of last week. Happy Birthday #1 Dau.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:29 PM   #6
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I give Corey credit. He pulled off the ultimate teen party, in a very remote town no less, and his party is the talk of the world. Ha, bet Paris Hilton is saddened that she wasn't there.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:41 PM   #7
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He's in Melbourne. One of the biggest cities in Australia.
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:07 AM   #8
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Remote? Narre Warren? buahahahaha

Boganesque maybe, but not remote.

Actually, Narre Warren is one of Melbourne's largest suburbs, area wise.
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Old 01-19-2008, 04:12 PM   #9
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Boganesque maybe, but not remote.
You know, one of these days we are going to have to organize an International Redneck Olympics. Some of the Aussie Bogans appear to be putting on better stunts than I've seen coming from the US.
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:16 PM   #10
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You know, one of these days we are going to have to organize an International Redneck Olympics. Some of the Aussie Bogans appear to be putting on better stunts than I've seen coming from the US.
Undertoad's car-jumper is certainly worthy of high points, but this guy has to score well too:

Motorbike: check
Barbecue: check
Brain: .... brain ..... brain .... oh well never mind. Got the beer?

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Old 01-31-2008, 12:35 PM   #11
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life is a darwinian process folks.
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:04 PM   #12
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Suzuki sidekick jump off a skinny dirt ramp, feat. beer-drinkin' rednecks and screams of "holy fucking shit" in slo-mo. Worth it.
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:09 PM   #13
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I have seen that before, that really took some big assed balls.
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Old 01-19-2008, 10:51 PM   #14
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It must be the Tommy Hilfiger shirt.
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:48 PM   #15
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He's turned pro.
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