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Old 05-01-2007, 12:17 AM   #31
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I'm so sad my Tom of Finland toile sheets that I ordered from this one place never materialized (!pun alert!)
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Old 05-01-2007, 09:42 AM   #32
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Cloud go on Oprah and like, tell the nation of women out there that yes, blowjobs are healthy, stress relieving and fun! Get the word out there! Everyone will love you.
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Old 05-01-2007, 09:56 AM   #33
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First of May, First of May -- outdoor fucking starts today!
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:03 PM   #34
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Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:24 PM   #35
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Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
NERD!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:40 PM   #36
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I'm studying for my calculus final sorry!
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:08 PM   #37
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did I mention I don't even want anything in return for the bjs?

. . . okay, maybe a kiss. Afterwards, with tongue.
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Old 05-01-2007, 07:40 PM   #38
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I'm studying for my calculus final sorry!
Me too actually.

I'm sorry, I can be a third derivative sometimes.
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Old 05-01-2007, 07:45 PM   #39
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Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.
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Old 05-01-2007, 07:49 PM   #40
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You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.
Way to kill a great one liner

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Old 05-01-2007, 07:56 PM   #41
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You want a great one liner?

You need to study more.

You lol'in yet?
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:51 AM   #42
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You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.
Yo V, he's 19... he only wants to touch in one place. It's us old farts that settle for spooning.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:58 AM   #43
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ok, why are there only (besides ducks and Bruce) only older chicks and young fellas posting in this thread? lol
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Old 05-02-2007, 06:12 AM   #44
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Coz the young bucks are learning stuff off the older chicks???

And they are talking smart stuff, not smuttie. When the smut comes out, I will join in properly.
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Old 05-02-2007, 06:13 AM   #45
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Ath I Exthpected!
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