The random sex post thread
 

Thank you, Bruce. I'm really touched by your effort.

So, here's a sex thread. Just for me. (keeping in mind, of course, there are minors here. :D

I've often contemplated standing on the sidewalk with a sandwich board reading, Free Blowjobs!

But somehow, that's still on my to-do list.

Wouldn't that be illegal prostitution?

Do it and post the pics.
The pics of the SIGN and the SIDEWALK you pervs.
Seriously I'd double take about 3 times if I saw that.

not if it were free!

Hmmmm....Touche.

So that be classified as just....slutty whoring hobag.
Don't do it then.

hehe. How about . . . generous oral provider?

Yeah, but I'm sure most of us have a dentist that would love for us to come in for more frequently.

Would there be a hole in the sign?

no, but it would have to be flexible, so I could kneel!

Or you could carry a step ladder with you. Less stress on the knees.

Or just do what I did after I first came out. Go to a bath house and let them cum to you. ;-)

What would have to be flexible so you could kneel. The sign????? :yelsick:

right. I'm wearing the sign.

visualization not one of your skills, hmm?

too bad I had to retire my tongue piercing.

Oh I thought you were holding it up a protestor or a hitchhiker.

no, just walking back and forth on the sidewalk hoping to lure unsuspecting . . . . um I mean, hoping to bestow free BJs!

Holy crap we have a winner, right here in our own cellar.

Random: Do girls really not enjoy reverse cowgirl?