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06-06-2005, 05:35 PM | #32 | |
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"Mental Midget brand Steam Huffers! Cheap as free! Never Reformulated! As they always say, you're only a Mental Midget away from huffing our steam!"
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06-06-2005, 05:42 PM | #33 | |
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06-06-2005, 05:47 PM | #34 | |
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20 GET A$; "IS HUSBAND FATHER? (Y/N)" 30 IF A = "Y" THEN GOTO 500 40 GET B$; "IS BEST FRIEND FATHER? (Y/N)" 50 IF B="Y" THEN GOTO 600 60 PRINT "BABY IS PRODUCT OF MIDOCLORIAN CONCENTRATION. WILL BE MALE" 70 GOTO 4242 500 GET C$; "IS HUSBAND MALE? (Y/N)" 510 IF C$ = "Y", GOTO 900 520 IF C$ = "N", THEN GET {IP SIGNIFIER} FORWARD TO JERRYFALWELL@PROFAMILYAMERICA.ORG 530 PRINT = "PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME. SOMEONE WILL BE TO SEE YOU SHORTLY." 540 GOTO 900 600 GET D$; "IS BEST FRIEND AWARE THAT HE IS FATHER? (Y/N)" 610 IF D$ = "N" THEN PRINT "PLEASE CALL 1-800-96-JERRY" 620 GOTO 900 900 X$=RND{1-468} 910 IF X$ = 1, THEN PRINT "IT'S A GIRL!!" 920 IF X$ = 1, THEN GOTO 4242 930 PRINT "IT'S A BOY!!!" 940 PRINT "YOU BROKE YOUR ... ANKLE, ARM, LEG, ARM, HEAD, ARM, PRIDE, BIKE, ARM, LEG, TEETH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUMP AGAIN? (Y/N)" 4242 END
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06-06-2005, 07:00 PM | #35 |
This is a fully functional babe lair
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is it sad that i actually understood that?
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06-06-2005, 07:13 PM | #36 | |
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06-06-2005, 07:24 PM | #37 |
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wise mr. 8 ball..
Will I forever be stuck in my groping, commision stingy, real estate job.. or will my Fashion and Design studies pay off and will my Label become a household name?
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06-06-2005, 07:43 PM | #38 |
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mr. 8 ball..
Will I ever stop drinking beer? Hold on I have to go to store, I'm out BRB
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06-06-2005, 07:44 PM | #39 | |
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06-06-2005, 07:45 PM | #40 | |
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06-06-2005, 08:45 PM | #41 |
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06-06-2005, 09:38 PM | #42 |
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You know, this seems more like Negrodamus from Chappelle's Show than Magic 8 Ball.
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06-06-2005, 10:23 PM | #43 |
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was that programming in BASIC?
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06-06-2005, 10:51 PM | #44 |
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that programming was as close to BASIC as I can remember, having not worked with it in probably close to 20 years.
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06-06-2005, 10:52 PM | #45 |
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what is the meaning of cock?
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