Guns don't kill people .... - Page 23

henry quirk · 08-15-2012, 09:45 AM

Ph45,

Leaving aside the irrelevant bias of your or my posts: you really mean to say that Jack’s use of ‘this’ or ‘that’ (his ease of use, his ease of acquisition) legitimately depends on what ‘the people’ have to say?

Jack may understand ‘the people’ will certainly try -- by way of the stick called ‘LAW’ (codified and sanctioned force) -- to, in his view, hobble him for the good of ‘the people’, but Jack may fundamentally disagree with ‘the people’s’ (shifty, shifting, capricious) wisdom and do as he can to navigate ‘round ‘the people’.

You might say this makes Jack a criminal.

Jack might say, ‘I’m okay with that.’

Stalemate.

*shrug*

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Spexx,

I can’t see how a stop sign (one of several devices for regulating traffic) is in the same ballpark as saying, ‘No, Jack, because a whack of folks have done bad things with this item, you are not allowed to own the same kind of item, or, you must jump through all manner of legal hoops to get this item.’

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Sam,

The Hebrews have a saying: ‘If you know someone is coming to kill you, get up early and go kill them first.’ Iran, N. Korea, and others have made ‘their’ intentions clear. I say, ‘kill them first’. In any event: if Jack buys a gun, the act (of buying) is not an active threat against any one, so, why should he be penalized for what he ‘might’ do?

#

“Spexx is gonna get buttfucked in the mouth, then shot.”

I want a DVD of that.

Undertoad · 08-15-2012, 11:05 AM

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door.

Spexxvet · 08-15-2012, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door.

Classic isn't going to shoot me. He already posted that he can "get upstairs to his gun". That's a long way. He's also a responsible gun owner. That means that he has his weapons locked in a gun safe or has trigger locks on them, so those who shpuldn't have access don't have access.

Aliantha · 08-17-2012, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Classic isn't going to shoot me. He already posted that he can "get upstairs to his gun". That's a long way. He's also a responsible gun owner. That means that he has his weapons locked in a gun safe or has trigger locks on them, so those who shpuldn't have access don't have access.

Or maybe he has them out cleaning them and he's just finished the job...and then you knock on the door, after a day of telling him what a dick he is, and he's just had enough.

So he smiles a small smile to himself and thinks about how fate works in mysterious ways as he steadily walks towards the door, knowing the bane of his existence is waiting for him on the other side...

...to be continued...

Trilby · 08-15-2012, 01:38 PM

I bet nobody can sum this up in one NORMAL (un-tw like) paragraph but the post about spexx getting buttfucked in the mouth and then shot got my attention.

what the hell is going on??

Pico and ME · 08-15-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I bet nobody can sum this up in one NORMAL (un-tw like) paragraph but the post about spexx getting buttfucked in the mouth and then shot got my attention.

what the hell is going on??

Filling in for Merc?

infinite monkey · 08-15-2012, 02:10 PM

Dieter says: Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!

Undertoad · 08-15-2012, 04:53 PM

Oh look, he just got back from the range and it's on his living room table.

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door, unless you're a moron.

SamIam · 08-15-2012, 06:58 PM

Wait! What? Classic has suddenly become a serial killer or maybe a mass murderer?

Did somebody find a stock pile of AK47's and vials of ebola virus in his basement?

Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. Such a nice young man. It's hard to believe. You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

sexobon · 08-15-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. ... You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

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classicman · 08-16-2012, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Only if Classic packs 100% of the time, including when he answers the door. If he answers the door without pointing the gun at me, I'll get him.

Thats when you get the baseball bat. After a couple whacks I'll have all the time I need to make coffee.

Spexxvet · 08-17-2012, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Thats when you get the baseball bat. After a couple whacks I'll have all the time I need to make coffee.

So you admit that you don't use your gun to protect yourself from home invasion. I accept your apology.

classicman · 08-17-2012, 05:04 PM

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

sexobon · 08-17-2012, 08:35 PM

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

Spexxvet · 08-27-2012, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

No pleasure. I'm compelled to debunk foolish thinking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

And he killed the UPS man, goes to jail, and anyone who was counting on him for food, clothing, shelter, etc, is fucked.

08-15-2012, 09:45 AM	#1
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	Ph45, Leaving aside the irrelevant bias of your or my posts: you really mean to say that Jack’s use of ‘this’ or ‘that’ (his ease of use, his ease of acquisition) legitimately depends on what ‘the people’ have to say? Jack may understand ‘the people’ will certainly try -- by way of the stick called ‘LAW’ (codified and sanctioned force) -- to, in his view, hobble him for the good of ‘the people’, but Jack may fundamentally disagree with ‘the people’s’ (shifty, shifting, capricious) wisdom and do as he can to navigate ‘round ‘the people’. You might say this makes Jack a criminal. Jack might say, ‘I’m okay with that.’ Stalemate. shrug # Spexx, I can’t see how a stop sign (one of several devices for regulating traffic) is in the same ballpark as saying, ‘No, Jack, because a whack of folks have done bad things with this item, you are not allowed to own the same kind of item, or, you must jump through all manner of legal hoops to get this item.’ # Sam, The Hebrews have a saying: ‘If you know someone is coming to kill you, get up early and go kill them first.’ Iran, N. Korea, and others have made ‘their’ intentions clear. I say, ‘kill them first’. In any event: if Jack buys a gun, the act (of buying) is not an active threat against any one, so, why should he be penalized for what he ‘might’ do? # “Spexx is gonna get buttfucked in the mouth, then shot.” I want a DVD of that. __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...' Last edited by henry quirk; 08-15-2012 at 10:15 AM. Reason: clean up

08-15-2012, 01:38 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I bet nobody can sum this up in one NORMAL (un-tw like) paragraph but the post about spexx getting buttfucked in the mouth and then shot got my attention. what the hell is going on?? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-17-2012, 05:04 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	No, I never said it was the first line of my defense. Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-15-2012, 11:05 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door.

08-15-2012, 02:10 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Dieter says: Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!

08-15-2012, 04:53 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Oh look, he just got back from the range and it's on his living room table. If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door, unless you're a moron.

08-15-2012, 06:58 PM	#9
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Wait! What? Classic has suddenly become a serial killer or maybe a mass murderer? Did somebody find a stock pile of AK47's and vials of ebola virus in his basement? Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. Such a nice young man. It's hard to believe. You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

08-17-2012, 08:35 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

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