Guns don't kill people .... - Page 27

infinite monkey · 08-15-2012, 02:10 PM

Dieter says: Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!

Pico and ME · 08-15-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I bet nobody can sum this up in one NORMAL (un-tw like) paragraph but the post about spexx getting buttfucked in the mouth and then shot got my attention.

what the hell is going on??

Filling in for Merc?

BigV · 08-15-2012, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Says the man who used a chainsaw on a ladder like Conan ...

--snip

Exactly!!

**extra** careful, otherwise, I'd've been injured. Injured bad.

Spexxvet · 08-15-2012, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door.

Classic isn't going to shoot me. He already posted that he can "get upstairs to his gun". That's a long way. He's also a responsible gun owner. That means that he has his weapons locked in a gun safe or has trigger locks on them, so those who shpuldn't have access don't have access.

Undertoad · 08-15-2012, 04:53 PM

Oh look, he just got back from the range and it's on his living room table.

If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door, unless you're a moron.

SamIam · 08-15-2012, 06:58 PM

Wait! What? Classic has suddenly become a serial killer or maybe a mass murderer?

Did somebody find a stock pile of AK47's and vials of ebola virus in his basement?

Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. Such a nice young man. It's hard to believe. You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

sexobon · 08-15-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. ... You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

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classicman · 08-16-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Only if Classic packs 100% of the time, including when he answers the door. If he answers the door without pointing the gun at me, I'll get him.

Thats when you get the baseball bat. After a couple whacks I'll have all the time I need to make coffee.

Spexxvet · 08-17-2012, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Thats when you get the baseball bat. After a couple whacks I'll have all the time I need to make coffee.

So you admit that you don't use your gun to protect yourself from home invasion. I accept your apology.

classicman · 08-17-2012, 05:04 PM

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

Aliantha · 08-17-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Classic isn't going to shoot me. He already posted that he can "get upstairs to his gun". That's a long way. He's also a responsible gun owner. That means that he has his weapons locked in a gun safe or has trigger locks on them, so those who shpuldn't have access don't have access.

Or maybe he has them out cleaning them and he's just finished the job...and then you knock on the door, after a day of telling him what a dick he is, and he's just had enough.

So he smiles a small smile to himself and thinks about how fate works in mysterious ways as he steadily walks towards the door, knowing the bane of his existence is waiting for him on the other side...

...to be continued...

sexobon · 08-17-2012, 08:35 PM

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

Spexxvet · 08-27-2012, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

No pleasure. I'm compelled to debunk foolish thinking.

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Originally Posted by sexobon

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

And he killed the UPS man, goes to jail, and anyone who was counting on him for food, clothing, shelter, etc, is fucked.

sexobon · 08-27-2012, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

... and confirms that he has killed a menacing Landshark, which he recognized through the closed door when he heard it say "Telegram." The President later awarded him the Medal of Freedom and sent him a candygram.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-28-2012, 05:07 AM

Widespread gun ownership immediately preserves property and earning capacity -- for the dead do no work and earn no bucks, life insurance settlements being quite another matter, not part of earning -- to the tune of US$2.5BN each year in the United States alone. See John Lott.

There's also the little matter of its being the only known societal vaccination against genocides.

Pretty well buttfucks the ideas of the hoplophobic ragers against self-defense. Which article q.v. in the JPFO website.

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classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	No, I never said it was the first line of my defense. Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Widespread gun ownership immediately preserves property and earning capacity -- for the dead do no work and earn no bucks, life insurance settlements being quite another matter, not part of earning -- to the tune of US$2.5BN each year in the United States alone. See John Lott. There's also the little matter of its being the only known societal vaccination against genocides. Pretty well buttfucks the ideas of the hoplophobic ragers against self-defense. Which article q.v. in the JPFO website. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Dieter says: Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Oh look, he just got back from the range and it's on his living room table. If you know he has a gun, you aren't going to his door, unless you're a moron.

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SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Wait! What? Classic has suddenly become a serial killer or maybe a mass murderer? Did somebody find a stock pile of AK47's and vials of ebola virus in his basement? Gee, he always seemed so quiet and well mannered. Such a nice young man. It's hard to believe. You just can't trust anyone anymore these days.

08-17-2012, 08:35 PM	#402
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

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