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Old 07-30-2014, 06:28 PM   #316
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My cock has been getting up at 5 as well...

Truly though I may have to put the bastard in the freezer.
dang. aren't you worried about frost bite? i'd have to stand on a ladder to be able to do that. my fridge is on the top of the refrigerator
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:34 PM   #317
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Hesitating to join this convo,I have to ask ... beyond dorkings, are there any poultry breeds where the cocks actually protect their hens and aren't total dicks? I don't even care if they're protective; I can deal. I just want the cock to be a dick to the threat that matters. (Okay, this is an existential question;never mind.)

I'm looking at Jersey Giants and Ohio Buckeyes. Giants for the cocks and Buckeys for the hens. We have some ground predators here, nothing terrible so far; but we do have hawks and turkey vultures. I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match for most threats, and the Buckeye hens would manage in our climate.
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Old 07-31-2014, 12:04 AM   #318
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maybe you could get emus
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Old 07-31-2014, 12:17 AM   #319
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A hawk might not take a large rooster, but it will still take the chicks. Thats the problem my father has. He keeps his chicks caged till they are at least pullet size.
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Old 07-31-2014, 12:26 AM   #320
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I could keep the chicks protected that long ... I have a very nice enclosure that I used for kittens; could work well for chicks. It'll be all my show, though, no one else here is interested. Still - I may give it a go.
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Old 07-31-2014, 07:10 AM   #321
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Hesitating to join this convo,.... I just want the cock..... I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match
... Quoted selectivity here for maximum comedic value...

Did I mention that I live in jersey?
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Old 07-31-2014, 11:15 AM   #322
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Hesitating to join this convo,I have to ask ... beyond dorkings, are there any poultry breeds where the cocks actually protect their hens and aren't total dicks? I don't even care if they're protective; I can deal. I just want the cock to be a dick to the threat that matters. (Okay, this is an existential question;never mind.)

I'm looking at Jersey Giants and Ohio Buckeyes. Giants for the cocks and Buckeys for the hens. We have some ground predators here, nothing terrible so far; but we do have hawks and turkey vultures. I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match for most threats, and the Buckeye hens would manage in our climate.
Just about every breed of roo is going to be protective of his girls, to some extent. It's hardwired into them.

As far as being friendly/non-aggressive to humans, Dorkings are at the top of the list, and I've heard good things about Brahma, Cochin, Buff Orpington, Black Australorpe, and Silkie roos (and bad things about Rhodies), but keep in mind that chickens, just like dogs and cats, have their own personalities. And, just like dogs and cats, they way a chicken is raised can have a lot to do with how it turns out - the more time you spend with them, the more you get them used to being picked up and held, the less trouble you'll have in the long run. (This is particularly important if one of your flock should escape the fencing and you have to chase it down!)

In general, Dorkings, Orpingtons, Australorpes, and Americaunas are very mellow breeds.
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Old 07-31-2014, 11:24 AM   #323
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I could keep the chicks protected that long ... I have a very nice enclosure that I used for kittens; could work well for chicks. It'll be all my show, though, no one else here is interested. Still - I may give it a go.
If you've got a good enough enclosure, you don't really need a cock at all. Hens lay eggs regardless. Do keep in mind, though, that the ratio of cocks to hens should be at least 1:15 (1:20 is better). Cocks are literal fucking machines (*grin*), and they can be very hard on hens if the ratio is too low.

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Old 08-24-2014, 05:35 PM   #324
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Old 08-24-2014, 05:42 PM   #325
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Old 08-24-2014, 05:42 PM   #326
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Glatt - you are downside up.
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Old 08-24-2014, 06:50 PM   #327
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Looks ok on my phone, but tapatalk often acts weird.

Good to see you, classic.
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Old 08-24-2014, 07:17 PM   #328
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You both look good, classic and glatt ... and if one or other of you appears upside down/downside up, after all, we're all in orbit. It's all good.
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Old 08-25-2014, 07:23 AM   #329
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Hey. Look at that. I'm upside down.
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:35 AM   #330
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