Finish the Joke - Page 2

jdbutler · 05-10-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troubleshooter

No, no, no...

It's "You'd have thought the second one would have ducked."

WTF, they both work!:p

So the first Jew says, "This place gives me the Heebie Jeebies".
And the second Jew says...

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 01:15 PM

The last time jew bashing came up Nic Name left, how about we move on to slightly more PC topics? Bashing men is very trendy at the moment, as it bashing koyoto.

jdbutler · 05-10-2004, 01:19 PM

OK with me.

Two Islamic Fundamentalists ride their camel into a bar...

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 01:23 PM

I think the correct phrase is 'ragheads' but that's a good start

lumberjim · 05-10-2004, 02:05 PM

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a duck walk into a bar.

the bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

jaguar · 05-10-2004, 02:14 PM

The blond walk into the bar and hurts herself.
The priest and the rabbi engage in holy war in a quiet corner.
The duck asks the barman - Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
For the last time no!!!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!
Do you have any nails?
No.
Do you have any bread?

jdbutler · 05-10-2004, 02:23 PM

So the priest nailed the rabbi to a cross.
The bartender nailed the blond.
The duck left 'cause he couldn't afford to buy the two jews who walked in a round...(no bread.)

05-10-2004, 01:15 PM	#2
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	The last time jew bashing came up Nic Name left, how about we move on to slightly more PC topics? Bashing men is very trendy at the moment, as it bashing koyoto. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 01:19 PM	#3
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	OK with me. Two Islamic Fundamentalists ride their camel into a bar... __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

05-10-2004, 01:23 PM	#4
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	I think the correct phrase is 'ragheads' but that's a good start __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 02:05 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a duck walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-10-2004, 02:14 PM	#6
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	The blond walk into the bar and hurts herself. The priest and the rabbi engage in holy war in a quiet corner. The duck asks the barman - Do you have any bread? No. Do you have any bread? No. Do you have any bread? No. Do you have any bread? For the last time no!!! Do you have any bread? NO! Do you have any bread? NO! Do you have any bread? SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!! Do you have any nails? No. Do you have any bread? __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-10-2004, 02:23 PM	#7
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	So the priest nailed the rabbi to a cross. The bartender nailed the blond. The duck left 'cause he couldn't afford to buy the two jews who walked in a round...(no bread.) __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)