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Old 11-13-2016, 11:08 AM   #1
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Old 11-13-2016, 11:10 AM   #2
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The timestamp on these most recent posts just jumped an hour ahead.

Weird.
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Old 11-13-2016, 11:10 AM   #3
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Shit, now they're correct again.

Weirder.
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Old 11-13-2016, 11:27 AM   #4
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When mine got/gets down to 150 or so, I turn into a bear and start tearing people's heads off and eating them.
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Old 11-13-2016, 08:20 PM   #5
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Because the bacteria in your stomach, which have evolved through natural selection to eat what you feed them, are dying. Take a couple capsules of activated charcoal (health food store, or maybe your grocery store's vitamin section) and the bear will go away, plus you won't die of diabetes.
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Old 11-14-2016, 10:15 AM   #6
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How many dwellars have diabetes? It seems really popular. I didn't realize it is a form of arthritis.

I guess I'm grateful that is one ailment I don't have, my plate being rather full at the moment.
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Old 11-14-2016, 11:00 AM   #7
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About 1 in 10 Americans has it, and after age 65, that increases to 1 in 4.
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Old 11-14-2016, 06:15 PM   #8
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About 1 in 10 Americans has it, and after age 65, that increases to 1 in 4.
Another good reason for a green card.

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Old 11-14-2016, 11:30 AM   #9
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I didn't realize it is a form of arthritis.
Neither did I, but that explains why I had to call AAA to change a tire.
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Old 11-14-2016, 05:04 PM   #10
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That is to say Gout is a form of arthritis.
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Old 11-14-2016, 05:31 PM   #11
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Glad I read all the way through the most recent post before replying with the biggest WTF I've ever attempted.
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Old 11-14-2016, 08:37 PM   #12
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Lol
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