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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Still.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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The timestamp on these most recent posts just jumped an hour ahead.
Weird.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Shit, now they're correct again.
Weirder.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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When mine got/gets down to 150 or so, I turn into a bear and start tearing people's heads off and eating them.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Because the bacteria in your stomach, which have evolved through natural selection to eat what you feed them, are dying. Take a couple capsules of activated charcoal (health food store, or maybe your grocery store's vitamin section) and the bear will go away, plus you won't die of diabetes.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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How many dwellars have diabetes? It seems really popular. I didn't realize it is a form of arthritis.
I guess I'm grateful that is one ailment I don't have, my plate being rather full at the moment.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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About 1 in 10 Americans has it, and after age 65, that increases to 1 in 4.
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Rapscallion
Join Date: Aug 2016
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Neither did I, but that explains why I had to call AAA to change a tire.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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That is to say Gout is a form of arthritis.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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Glad I read all the way through the most recent post before replying with the biggest WTF I've ever attempted.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Lol
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