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Old 01-06-2010, 02:43 PM   #1
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I wish someone would bagel my house. I could use the free ... chicken food.
I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Whenever I go out to eat, I collect everyone's leftovers and bring them home for the chickies. When I have dinner at a friend's house, I do the same thing. Party? Ditto.

Yeah, it's a little weird but my friends have all gotten used to it by now, and some even save their leftovers and give them to me when I come visiting. What do they get out of it? Yummy, delicious, healthy farm fresh eggs for free.

My parents, on the other hand, actually go dumpster diving for their birds.

No, really! There's one (independent) local grocery near them that tosses any veggies/fruits that might possibly be thinking about going bad three days from now. (Most groceries won't give away or throw away their less-than-perfect goods - they claim it's a liability issue). So, every now and then my 83-year-old parents grab flashlights and go there to sift through the store's dumpsters after closing.

They bring home stuff you wouldn't believe was thrown away. Beautiful lettuces and cabbage and greens with a just few slightly wilted leaves on the outside.

It's such a waste.... well, except when mom and dad go retrieve it!
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Old 01-06-2010, 04:28 PM   #2
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When I lived in Port Orchard, WA we raised birds of many type - we cut a deal with the day-old bread store in town and they would save us the bread that could no longer be sold - for around 5 dollars a barrel - it was quite a good deal. We'd mix it in with the grain we fed. Possibly some of you birders could look at your local bread shops?
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Old 01-06-2010, 04:56 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:11 PM   #4
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When I lived in Port Orchard, WA we raised birds of many type - we cut a deal with the day-old bread store in town and they would save us the bread that could no longer be sold - for around 5 dollars a barrel - it was quite a good deal. We'd mix it in with the grain we fed. Possibly some of you birders could look at your local bread shops?
I know for a fact that the local Safeway donates all their day-old pastries/breads to local food banks. I'll ask around at other, smaller stores, though.

Good suggestion!

Whenever I visit a small convenience store nearby, I ask about their old veggies/fruits, and on occasion I've been lucky enough to arrive just after they've sorted through the displays and taken the yucky things out. Unfortunately, I'm not the only one who's discovered this wealth of chicken food - occasionally they tell me "Oh! Someone else was just here for the same thing, and took it all!" I'll have to ask the storekeeper if they toss out old bread, as well.
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Old 01-06-2010, 06:17 PM   #5
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A friend of my Dad was a supermarket manager. Three times a week I'd fill the pickup with fruit, veggies and baked goods for the pigs.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:06 AM   #6
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Take em to the local pond. That is some serious fish food.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:56 AM   #7
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now if you could only get loxed....
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:32 AM   #8
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now if you could only get loxed....
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:55 AM   #9
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now if you could only get loxed....
i lolled
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Old 01-05-2010, 06:30 PM   #10
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i lolled
I lol'd, and then went to Wegmans and bought some lox....
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:33 AM   #11
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I'm just shocked at how many bagels are wasted a day!
I'd seriously be considering a bit of dumpster diving if I lived in your house Dar. Bagels for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Then again, if I lived in your house you'd probably be kind enough to let me eat with the family...
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:51 AM   #12
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Then again, if I lived in your house you'd probably be kind enough to let me eat with the family...
There's always room for one more plate.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:59 AM   #13
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Okay, I'll say it.... Lox 'n' LOL!
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:20 PM   #14
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:22 PM   #15
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I like how civilised your youth are.
At least is was truely biodegradable. The birds would have had a feast.
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