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View Poll Results: Ur Perfect Mate (sans sex) | |||
The Big Lebowski (female version available) |
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2 | 13.33% |
007 (female available) |
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3 | 20.00% |
Eleanor Roosevelt (male available) |
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3 | 20.00% |
Cheese |
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7 | 46.67% |
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll |
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#16 |
Operations Operative
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: in hiding
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My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny... |
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#17 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon.
I have a lovely pussy if that helps?
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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#19 |
I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty. ... I don't think so. I'm sticking with the cheese.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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#22 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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#23 |
in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!
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#24 |
King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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I'd go with the dudette.
Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis. Nihilists ![]()
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#25 |
Professor
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Sadly, no longer on Australian TV.
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#26 |
Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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My perfect mate?
Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian. ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian.
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#27 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Oh, and I have also resigned from even thinking about this question. I quit!!!!
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#28 |
I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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Yea...but my the same argument so is a porn star
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#29 |
is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?
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#30 |
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese ...
I actually voted 007. Connery. There can be only one.
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