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anonymous · 11-13-2009, 12:07 AM

My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...

Sundae · 11-13-2009, 07:22 AM

I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon.

I have a lovely pussy if that helps?

lumberjim · 11-13-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymous

My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...

you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?

toranokaze · 11-13-2009, 01:35 PM

I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty.

...

I don't think so.

I'm sticking with the cheese.

Flint · 11-13-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?

Comedy Genius.

DanaC · 11-13-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty.

...

I don't think so.

I'm sticking with the cheese.

Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.

footfootfoot · 11-13-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?

I love the cellar so much, I want to take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
/Tracy Jordan

bluecuracao · 11-14-2009, 01:01 AM

I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!

richlevy · 11-14-2009, 01:35 AM

I'd go with the dudette.

Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis.

Nihilists

casimendocina · 11-14-2009, 02:12 AM

Sadly, no longer on Australian TV.

ZenGum · 11-14-2009, 03:45 PM

My perfect mate?

Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian.

ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian.

Cicero · 11-14-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

There isn't one. I have resigned.

Oh, and I have also resigned from even thinking about this question. I quit!!!!

toranokaze · 11-15-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Yeah....but major brag rights. He'd be like, the perfect partner come school reunion time.

Yea...but my the same argument so is a porn star

Queen of the Ryche · 11-19-2009, 01:43 PM

Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?

wolf · 11-20-2009, 11:27 AM

Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese ...

I actually voted 007. Connery. There can be only one.

View Poll Results: Ur Perfect Mate (sans sex)
The Big Lebowski (female version available)	2	13.33%
007 (female available)	3	20.00%
Eleanor Roosevelt (male available)	3	20.00%
Cheese	7	46.67%
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11-13-2009, 07:22 AM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon. I have a lovely pussy if that helps? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-13-2009, 01:35 PM	#19
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly. Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty. ... I don't think so. I'm sticking with the cheese. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-14-2009, 01:35 AM	#24
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I'd go with the dudette. Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis. Nihilists __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

11-14-2009, 02:12 AM	#25
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Sadly, no longer on Australian TV. Attached Images

11-13-2009, 12:07 AM	#16
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ, I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...

11-14-2009, 01:01 AM	#23
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!

11-14-2009, 03:45 PM	#26
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	My perfect mate? Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian. ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-19-2009, 01:43 PM	#29
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

11-20-2009, 11:27 AM	#30
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Have I ever mentioned to you that I never get enough cheese ... I actually voted 007. Connery. There can be only one. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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