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View Poll Results: Ur Perfect Mate (sans sex)
The Big Lebowski (female version available) 2 13.33%
007 (female available) 3 20.00%
Eleanor Roosevelt (male available) 3 20.00%
Cheese 7 46.67%
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:19 AM   #1
lumberjim
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My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
I could go on but I'm starting to get horny...
you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?
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Old 11-13-2009, 03:49 PM   #2
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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you're saying that your perfect mate is the cellar?
I love the cellar so much, I want to take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
/Tracy Jordan
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