What would you say to Aliens? - Page 2

dmg1969 · 06-23-2009, 01:58 PM

Resistance is futile, you will be....oh wait, YOU'RE the advanced beings. Forget it. Let's grab a beer.

Spexxvet · 06-23-2009, 01:59 PM

Pull my finger.

capnhowdy · 06-23-2009, 05:00 PM

Get me the fuck outa here.

spudcon · 06-23-2009, 07:54 PM

Get the hell off my lawn!

Beestie · 06-23-2009, 08:08 PM

What are the pyramids really for?

ZenGum · 06-23-2009, 08:09 PM

FFS, people, I said DIPLOMATICALLY.

You fools, see, I AM an alien, in fact the leader, and because of your hostile, belligerent, primitive/aggressive responses in this very thread, your planet has been scheduled for destruction.

Have a nice one minute seventeen seconds. That is how long you have left.

Aliantha · 06-23-2009, 08:14 PM

Nanu Nanu!

Beestie · 06-23-2009, 08:15 PM

77 seconds?! Can you at least blow up China first?

DanaC · 06-23-2009, 08:19 PM

I'd say "Run. Run away now."

ZenGum · 06-23-2009, 08:22 PM

That's two sentences, Dana.

skysidhe · 06-23-2009, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

FFS, people, I said DIPLOMATICALLY.

You fools, see, I AM an alien, in fact the leader, and because of your hostile, belligerent, primitive/aggressive responses in this very thread, your planet has been scheduled for destruction.

Have a nice one minute seventeen seconds. That is how long you have left.

Ok wait a minute. You said the aliens were diplomatic and if they had been watching us for anytime at all they would already know we are prone to be hostile,warring and conquering countries for some time.

Of course we should suspect a nicey nicey introduction with some caution. ...after all. Lately we've been shooting and asking questions later. If they were smart they would already know we have itchy trigger fingers.

spudcon · 06-24-2009, 08:35 AM

Here's your medicaid/ food stamp card, and your check's in the mail.

Trilby · 06-24-2009, 12:53 PM

where's my towel?

Crimson Ghost · 06-24-2009, 04:12 PM

"You're an advanced race, travelled many light years, passed many, possibly inhabited planets, to land here, the redneck, retarded cousin of a planet that I call Earth, to figure out that we can't stand each other, much less an extra-terrestrial being?"

casimendocina · 06-24-2009, 04:21 PM

How impressed are you by bubble wrap?

06-23-2009, 01:58 PM	#16
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	Resistance is futile, you will be....oh wait, YOU'RE the advanced beings. Forget it. Let's grab a beer. __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

06-23-2009, 01:59 PM	#17
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Pull my finger. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-23-2009, 05:00 PM	#18
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Get me the fuck outa here. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-23-2009, 07:54 PM	#19
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Get the hell off my lawn! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-23-2009, 08:08 PM	#20
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	What are the pyramids really for? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-23-2009, 08:09 PM	#21
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	FFS, people, I said DIPLOMATICALLY. You fools, see, I AM an alien, in fact the leader, and because of your hostile, belligerent, primitive/aggressive responses in this very thread, your planet has been scheduled for destruction. Have a nice one minute seventeen seconds. That is how long you have left. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-23-2009, 08:14 PM	#22
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Nanu Nanu! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-23-2009, 08:15 PM	#23
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	77 seconds?! Can you at least blow up China first? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

06-23-2009, 08:22 PM	#25
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's two sentences, Dana. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-24-2009, 08:35 AM	#27
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Here's your medicaid/ food stamp card, and your check's in the mail. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-24-2009, 12:53 PM	#28
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	where's my towel? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-24-2009, 04:12 PM	#29
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"You're an advanced race, travelled many light years, passed many, possibly inhabited planets, to land here, the redneck, retarded cousin of a planet that I call Earth, to figure out that we can't stand each other, much less an extra-terrestrial being?" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-24-2009, 04:21 PM	#30
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	How impressed are you by bubble wrap?

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