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Old 05-12-2009, 05:41 PM   #1
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That reminds me to post the legendary Ryan's Beefmac story tonight.
GOD no, please don't!
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:56 PM   #2
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It is much better to puke in the wastebasket and poop in the toilet. I know. When I get that sick, my butt gets priority seating.
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:46 PM   #3
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There's nothing worse than regrowing eyebrow hairs that get trapped under the skin.
They can be seen long before they can be tweezed out.

However there is nothing as satisfying as waging war on them, dragging the subborn little midgets out by their wispy heads and gloating over their long roots and fat bottoms.

Or is that just me?

Also - there's nothing worse than when people say, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." It makes me feel evil, because not only would I wish the worst things in the world on anyone I consider an enemy, but I'd do a little victory dance when I found out it happened. Even if I was in a public place. And it might involve me going, "Wooop! Wooop!"
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:48 PM   #4
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There's nothing worse than regrowing eyebrow hairs that get trapped under the skin.
They can be seen long before they can be tweezed out.

However there is nothing as satisfying as waging war on them, dragging the stubborn little midgets out by their wispy heads and gloating over their long roots and fat bottoms.

Or is that just me?

Also - there's nothing worse than when people say, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." It makes me feel evil, because not only would I wish the worst things in the world on anyone I consider an enemy, but I'd do a little victory dance when I found out it happened. Even if I was in a public place. And it might involve me going, "Wooop! Wooop!"
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:39 PM   #5
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There's nothing worse than chemo.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:13 PM   #6
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There's nothing worse than chemo.
except for maybe not having it
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:58 PM   #7
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Bri wins.

Tell her what she's won Johnny.
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Old 05-11-2009, 04:46 PM   #8
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YAY!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #9
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Playin' the chemo card! No fair!!!
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Old 05-11-2009, 06:44 PM   #10
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Playin' the chemo card! No fair!!!
Yeah, it's like saying "NAZI!'

as for what Lj said - completely right. I'm glad I'm here and if not for the chemo...who knows? May not be here at all.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 05-11-2009, 06:03 PM   #11
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hmm...I use that saying...."Oh, there's nothin' worse is there?"...usually, in my defence, (unless I am merely mouthing convenient platitudes whilst drowning in conversation with someone I just don't get) it's quickly followed by "well...actually, I suppose there's a lot worse, but..."



In the spirit of the game however...

There's really nothing worse than sinking a landrover into bogland and calling for assistance, only for the assistance to arrive and promptly sink into the same bog. If there were something worse than that it would probably be,waiting all night sleeping in the cabin of the half-sunk landrover to guard it; and then watching in the early morning light as a second rescue vehicle gets stuck. Thank heavens for tractors.


I was only a peripheral player in the above drama. My brother must of course take full credit for sinking his landrover.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:13 PM   #12
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Killing folks you don't even know. And not knowing why. That is all.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:57 PM   #13
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Nothing is worse than logging into the cellar and finding out you've missed out on the latest installment of the latest drama.
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:30 AM   #14
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Not majorly worse but, waking up in the very cold night needing a pee. Sliding your foot into a slipper full of cold cat sick. Ah, bless...
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:26 AM   #15
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Not majorly worse but, waking up in the very cold night needing a pee. Sliding your foot into a slipper full of cold cat sick. Ah, bless...
wow...haven't seen you around much!
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