How fortunate are you? - Page 2

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 03:45 PM

They'd run out of everything but oranges...

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 03:47 PM

i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals.

yes PENS

not penis

Cicero · 01-08-2009, 03:48 PM

Cool!

psycho much?

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

They'd run out of everything but oranges...

Of course, cause nothing rhymes with oranges.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals.

yes PENS

not penis

wtf are you talking about?

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 03:49 PM

@ Lumberjim *blinks* I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

Stormieweather · 01-08-2009, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

@ Lumberjim *blinks* I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

Speak for yourself!

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 03:54 PM

If I spoke for myself in that sentence I'd be lying.

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 03:54 PM

take a fortune from a fortune cookie.....then take a piece of scotch tape 1/4" longer. lay the tape over the fortune, keeping one end loose so you can pull it back up again.... then tape it around your pen but tilt it so you dont overlap it, and it can be read.

people are constantly stealing my fucking pens, man.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 03:55 PM

martha stewart

Flint · 01-08-2009, 03:56 PM

The first time I read that, I thought you said tape it around your penis.

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 04:04 PM

ya....so did i ....that's why i clarified it

Undertoad · 01-08-2009, 04:12 PM

But you could tape it around your penis, if you wanted to. That's what you meant.

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 04:15 PM

they'd get messed up when i use it though.

Undertoad · 01-08-2009, 04:18 PM

Just use vinyl tape.

lumberjim · 01-08-2009, 04:20 PM

you don't think there would be a loss of sensation?

01-08-2009, 03:47 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals. yes PENS not penis __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2009, 03:48 PM	#18
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Cool! psycho much? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-08-2009, 03:54 PM	#23
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	take a fortune from a fortune cookie.....then take a piece of scotch tape 1/4" longer. lay the tape over the fortune, keeping one end loose so you can pull it back up again.... then tape it around your pen but tilt it so you dont overlap it, and it can be read. people are constantly stealing my fucking pens, man. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2009, 03:55 PM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	martha stewart __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-08-2009, 03:56 PM	#25
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The first time I read that, I thought you said tape it around your penis. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-08-2009, 03:45 PM	#16
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	They'd run out of everything but oranges...

01-08-2009, 03:49 PM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	@ Lumberjim blinks I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

01-08-2009, 04:04 PM	#26
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya....so did i ....that's why i clarified it Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2009, 04:12 PM	#27
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	But you could tape it around your penis, if you wanted to. That's what you meant.

01-08-2009, 04:15 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they'd get messed up when i use it though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-08-2009, 04:18 PM	#29
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Just use vinyl tape.

01-08-2009, 04:20 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you don't think there would be a loss of sensation? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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