How fortunate are you?
 

Here is today's fortune:

Is there a fortune website? I want one!

Yes, but it's a tool of the debil so I can't tell you about it.

Awwww. Come on. I went to the Ouija website and my head didn't fall off or nothin'.

You're filled with a sense of urgency. Be patient or you may end up confused.

This was my fortune cookie.

Here are fortune cookies, magic bottles, and much more:http://predictions.astrology.com/fortuneteller.html

Uh oh- "your lovelight shines on another". lol!

Is that what that is?

I did another one-

"Love is on it's way".


Ok, I am going to stop doing this before I become infected with some sort mental agitation...

It's as good as money in your pocket.

*waiting*

Your lovelight? What are ya...E.T? :lol:

Does it come with a dimmer? I like mood lighting better. "My lovelight".....lol

Insanity.

If I had a lovelight I would keep the plug pulled in embarassment. Uuuh uninstall much?

Here's what Anita the phone psychic said:

Anita says:
Think about making your own dreams come true, 'cuz no one else can do it for you.
Anita the phone psychic is so cliche!

Well then Love better be ready to turn right around and fuck back off again; I don't do unexpected house guests.

:lol:

I got the same one. Let's get gunz.:D

Hey, anyway, where's the fruit we were promised? Hmmmm? Hmmmmm?