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Old 03-11-2008, 08:16 PM   #16
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lol! I tried to look him up to post his photo!! I can't remember his name! Still funny though.
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:27 PM   #17
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Thanks guys

If only cellar love could keep me satisfied...
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Old 03-11-2008, 10:54 PM   #18
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Yeah we love you, but we always leave you wanting more... thats to keep you coming back. Bwahahahahahaha.
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:02 PM   #19
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I can not morally or legally advocate or endorse the use of the following:

Kidnapping
Black magic
Dark age torture
Modern torture (extreme integration)
Pizza fraud
Automotive sabotage
Para military assassination procedures

However, if you are interested for educational purposes only I am quiet knowledgeable, if you were to enquirer.
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Old 03-12-2008, 01:59 PM   #20
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I can not morally or legally advocate or endorse the use of the following:

Kidnapping
Black magic
Dark age torture
Modern torture (extreme integration)
Pizza fraud
Automotive sabotage
Para military assassination procedures

However, if you are interested for educational purposes only I am quiet knowledgeable, if you were to enquirer.
Emphasis mine.
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Old 03-12-2008, 05:43 PM   #21
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He tried the...."we can still see each other and ...err...hang out though..yeah?"...last nite.

I heard that as...."I miss the sex...we can still do that yeah?"

I'm thinking of batting for the other team for a little while
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:03 PM   #22
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Be sure to send us pics if you do start switch hitting.
Kidding aside, keep your up head gal. This guy doesn't seem like he values you much.. on to greener pastures for you!
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:18 PM   #23
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I don't like it when guys use the term "hang out" when referring to a dead relationship or otherwise. Oh I'll just smash your heart to pieces, and then try to then use you for nookie.

Hang out?!? What is he 12? Does he want to play x box with you or something? Hey maybe you guys could build a fort together....and drink way too much soda pop.

I suggest you take him up on it and give him the indian rope burn or titty twisters until he bleeds. Hey, hang out and play bloody knuckles..except you win because he's the only one that gets the bloody knuckles.
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:06 PM   #24
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Oh Ducks, that sucks
-this guy's not wise
to dump then jump
on the "still friends" bandwagon

The shit can hit
the road (the toad)
and score a whore
for his "still good friends" hard-on
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:26 PM   #25
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Hey maybe you guys could build a fort together....and drink way too much soda pop.
Works for me.. I have a nice selection of throw pillows and afghans.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:11 PM   #26
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There is really nothing else to add to this trainwreck.

Im going to work with a hangover tomorrow.
You're shitting me? Two weeks ago you were about to leave behind your home and family for this guy, and now you're dumped?

Thank goodness you took your time deciding. Sorry, lass.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:12 PM   #27
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I'm thinking of batting for the other team for a little while
I've always wanted to be an umpire.
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Old 03-13-2008, 04:59 AM   #28
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You're shitting me? Two weeks ago you were about to leave behind your home and family for this guy, and now you're dumped?

Thank goodness you took your time deciding. Sorry, lass.

Thats basically why he ended it.

We are both settled in our current lives, he doesnt want to get attached to the boys, doesnt want his boys to get attached to us, doesnt want to drag me and the boys away from their support network etc etc.

Look, honestly, he's a REALLY nice guy, and not the wanker type that I usually go for, so his intentions are actually thinking of both our best interests (which are exactly the things that I was stressing about).

This was just supposed to be a casual thing and somewhere along the line it got a bit serious.
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:44 AM   #29
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I missed the whole "getting serious and changing my life" development stage of the story, but it all sounds pretty hurtful.

Sorry you've been hit by it Ducks. You're one of the good ones and don't let this make you forget that. Hope it doesn't hurt too much and for too long.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:46 AM   #30
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well, you could shag him one last time.

and then superglue his junk to his stomach so he remembers not to be a dumbass in the future.
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