Dumped again....
 

There is really nothing else to add to this trainwreck.

Im going to work with a hangover tomorrow.

Bugger!!!

You said again?

Well come on spit it out..............I shall take you through your hour of need.;)

oh, Ducky. that sucks. Was it a professor? They are always doing that sort of sucky thing. I'm sorry, sweetie. I love you! talk about it if you wanna. it might help.

At least you don't have to worry about moving now...:neutral:

That sucks, I'm sorry.

Stop and think about this for a minute ducks - would you really want to waste one more minute of your time with a guy that stupid? This guy is so mentally deficient that he just let go of you. Sounds like an idiot to me.

Bravo, cousin! Couldn't have said it better myself.

I am sorry Ducks. :( He was just not a worthy man for a goddess such as yourself.

:( rats

I'm breaking up with case for neglecting me and the cellar. Labber is about to get the axe too but doesn't know it yet. Oh hai.
:)
Didn't see you guys there. I hardly recognize you anymore...

Hey ducks..you are smart and you are a hotty. Seems like only walking human fart bags can't handle that.

Hope you feel better soon, Ducks. :(

This a euphamism for 'man'?

Some people are just fart bags. The personality of a real stinker...If I have to spell out my metaphors..I actually ripped it off a comedian.
He does a joke about his wife farting in the car before dropping it at valet parking....She says: They are going to think you did it. He says: of course they are going to think I did it...I look like a fart. I look like a big bag of farts...

And he does look like a bag full of farts...

Oh you were asking because I'm sexist..now I remember...

I know it's a cliche but, Ducks, this is his loss. What a loser to let you out of his life. *hugs*

So are you gonna go all 'woman scorned' on his ass? I bet you could get some good ideas here....

I've seen that guy, he totally does. Hilarious.