Let me just tell you how great a guy I am - Page 2

smoothmoniker · 12-06-2007, 01:18 PM

34.3% chance of being an awesome while leading a high-speed pursuit with by bullet-ridden self. Kick Ass!

smoothmoniker · 12-06-2007, 04:28 PM

I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.

Elspode · 12-06-2007, 04:53 PM

SM, it is awesome to see you back!

LJ - WTF? Do we have to guess why you're suddenly so fucking awesome? Is it directly related to you being a husband? Did I (as is usual anymore) miss something?

You got a gigantic Xmas bonus, didn't you?

LJ · 12-06-2007, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.

if this were true...i'd be 142.5% awesomer than your ...pre cheesburger weight....self.

Cicero · 12-06-2007, 04:56 PM

My cheeseburger count is pretty low. Smooth is exactly double as awesome as me if we are going pound for pound here. This does not mean that I am not awesome.....just half as awesome as smooth...which is why my name is not smooth. Unless we consider pizza. I will justify my evening's intake of pizza because smooth is double my awesomeness. That's the story and I'm sticking to it!

lookout123 · 12-06-2007, 05:19 PM

have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?

Cicero · 12-06-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?

Well everyone can't be so lucky...so no.

Rexmons · 12-12-2007, 11:07 AM

lookout123 · 12-12-2007, 11:26 AM

that's great.

glatt · 12-12-2007, 11:59 AM

They always crop Leia out of it.

lookout123 · 12-12-2007, 11:59 AM

that is even better. i love it.

lumberjim · 05-22-2008, 12:02 PM

I'm still pretty awesome.

lookout123 · 05-22-2008, 02:57 PM

Is that what that hobo you've been fucking said?

Oooh, sorry, I forgot you were on the DL with your hobosexuality

lumberjim · 05-22-2008, 04:33 PM

your mom's not a hobo. i let her sleep in my toolshed nowadays.

lookout123 · 05-22-2008, 04:58 PM

she said thanks. and she hardly even notices your cock, so it's not that bad.

12-06-2007, 01:18 PM	#1
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	34.3% chance of being an awesome while leading a high-speed pursuit with by bullet-ridden self. Kick Ass! __________________ to live and die in LA

12-06-2007, 04:28 PM	#2
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world? I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger. __________________ to live and die in LA

12-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	SM, it is awesome to see you back! LJ - WTF? Do we have to guess why you're suddenly so fucking awesome? Is it directly related to you being a husband? Did I (as is usual anymore) miss something? You got a gigantic Xmas bonus, didn't you? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-06-2007, 04:56 PM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	My cheeseburger count is pretty low. Smooth is exactly double as awesome as me if we are going pound for pound here. This does not mean that I am not awesome.....just half as awesome as smooth...which is why my name is not smooth. Unless we consider pizza. I will justify my evening's intake of pizza because smooth is double my awesomeness. That's the story and I'm sticking to it! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-06-2007, 05:19 PM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-12-2007, 11:07 AM	#8
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	__________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

12-12-2007, 11:26 AM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	that's great. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-12-2007, 11:59 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	They always crop Leia out of it. Attached Images

12-12-2007, 11:59 AM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	that is even better. i love it. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-22-2008, 12:02 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm still pretty awesome. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2008, 02:57 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Is that what that hobo you've been fucking said? Oooh, sorry, I forgot you were on the DL with your hobosexuality __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-22-2008, 04:33 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your mom's not a hobo. i let her sleep in my toolshed nowadays. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2008, 04:58 PM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	she said thanks. and she hardly even notices your cock, so it's not that bad. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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