Labor Day Weekend - Page 2

Elspode · 09-01-2007, 02:25 PM

Headed to Irish Fest here in KC in about an hour. Selene dropped back in from the fuck festival to give me some and grab a shower. She persuaded me to go out to the event tomorrow and participate in the talent show with my buddy and sometime bandmate Mike. We're trying to ensnare this incredibly hot young redhead flute player as a fourth so we can start our band up again, and she's out there. I'd actually like to ensnare her in a rather more carnal sense, but man, she's *really* young...but she seems to like me, so who knows?

Monday will be breaking down camp and coming home to veg.

freshnesschronic · 09-01-2007, 08:51 PM

Day 1 of being alone: My friend left past 3 am last nite. Really wanted him to stay, secretly. Slept til past 12:30. Got up at 1:30 and warmed up chicken in gladware. My plastic savior. My hearing has developed on an exponential scale. I hear everything and can successfully discriminate inside the house and outside the house. Correctly guessed when the guy who rents our driveway left with the car. Did some internet homework til 3ish. Left for the rec center to play basketball. Came home, took out trash, internetted, showered, left for Rosati's Italian at 650. Brought my friend back to show house. He left. Now it's 850 and going back out to other friend's dorm. Cannot stand being alone. Just over a day and a half left until contact.
~Fresh

lumberjim · 09-01-2007, 10:07 PM

oh, fresh......more like that!

that's good shit, man.

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 04:39 AM

Seriously? You cant do laundry because your basement is haunted?

I'm not doubting the haunting, since I live with a little old granny ghost, but wtf cant you do laundry?

Whats gonna happen?

richlevy · 09-02-2007, 10:40 AM

Labor Day weekend is the first days of the longest time I have been off from work in 20 years. Counting weekends it's 12 days. Of course preparations for the Vegas vacation, travel and recovery days will cut into it.

A high pressure project at work just got delayed, so I will not have to worry too much about phone calls or returning to a high stress situation.

Of course I am leaving one son home to watch the house. On the plus side this means I don't have to worry as much about burglary. burst pipe, etc. I do have to worry about him inviting some friends over, them inviting other friends over, and the house becoming party central for the county.

I can only hope I win enough to cover the repairs.

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 12:48 PM

My washer and dryer are in the basement!!!!! And there's no one else home! Wahhhhh...

I'm definitely hot comfortable in a house I've been leasing for only 10 days. Who would be??? Plus there are so many random items littered in the basement, not to mention the garage. How come the company doesn't dispose of them??? Surriously.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-02-2007, 01:05 PM

Uh, inanimate objects, right?

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 01:10 PM

Those are the scariest by far.

wolf · 09-02-2007, 01:37 PM

Dude, get over it. It's a washing machine. The worst it's going to do is eat your socks in collusion with the dryer.

It's not like The Mangler from the Stephen King story.

You have officially won the lame excuse award.

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 01:50 PM

Did I mention the hand saws and circular blades hanging in the damp dark corner next to the dead fridge with the back cut out and one door open? I forgot to mention the grey shelves which contain assorted boxes of who knows what. And also, there's a chemistry shower too. Or maybe, a wash off the blood on the on the body and your clothes shower. It's a disgusting rusted bronze shower carved out in another corner of the basement. The water comes out from directly above you, just as if you needed to be cleansed of chemicals in laboratory.......or washing away the blood from your victim. I also forgot to mention the two doorless rooms! Just big hinges sticking out of nowhere. One room is painted crimson red and in the pattern of a wave. Literally like a sea of blood. I joke not. It has a lone chair sitting in the corner, facing the corner. Creepy. The other room is painted a ghastly shade of pale flesh color. And there are mushrooms drawn on the walls. People toked up and munched shrooms there obviously. Those rooms are scary as hell.

We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary. Did I mention wolf, that when I first went down to be the first do to laundry, that I FOUND a sole black sock crumpled up in the washing machine? Call us babies, whatever, as long as we stay alive that's all that matters.
This is my....cellar.

zippyt · 09-02-2007, 02:36 PM

WHAT A WUSSY !!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 09-02-2007, 02:37 PM

When you do your laundry in pairs, and it's just you and him down there, what exactly do you know about him? What makes you so sure his dog, parents and siblings aren't stuffed in trash bags? Are you sure he wasn't wearing sunglasses and sunblock to go out during the day? Did he come home from the butcher with blood pudding and brains? Are you sure?

Instead of pissing away the weekend, why don't you write the next Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street, and not have to worry about paying for school... right through your doctorate. With that line it shouldn't take you more than a few hours.

richlevy · 09-02-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

WHAT A WUSSY !!!!!!!!!!

Isn't that what usually happens in horror movies? The guy has second thoughts. Everyone tells him there's nothing to be afraid of and he's being a wuss. So the guy forces himself to go into the abandoned funeral home, and the next thing you know there's pieces of him all over the rafters.:p

RUN DUDE. RUN!!!!!

DucksNuts · 09-02-2007, 06:21 PM

Ok

BABIES!!!

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 07:29 PM

Day 2: Stayed at my friend's dorm until just before 2. Traveled home, went onto computer, wasted time. Swore to God I heard a rickety sound of a door hinge or screen door downstairs. Checked it out, went to my front door. Opened it. The nose of the front door does not match the ricketiness that I heard earlier. Buggin' out. Decided I won't go to sleep til 5:30 or when the sun starts to illuminate my room orange. Darkness is unknown. Unknown is scary. Searched www.joox.net and other movie streaming sites like TV Links UK for Superbadd. Didn't find it (damnit). Started to watch Team America. Decided I couldn't devote myself properly because it was past 4 am. Crashed. Woke up at 1230 again. Did homework. No, I actually did homework. Foreman grilled chicken breast, Easy Mac'd. Went to rec center played bball again. Ate dinner at a nearby dorm, alone. Listened to my iPod. Now back at my house, 728. About to shower, head over to friend's apartment. "Do homework" then probably go out. He's letting my crash. Excellent. And tomorrow everyone comes back. I will survive. Contact predicted at 5pm Monday. Meeting girlriend at her dorm, will come back to my house, other roommates will return accordingly. Looking on the upside.

09-01-2007, 02:25 PM	#16
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Headed to Irish Fest here in KC in about an hour. Selene dropped back in from the fuck festival to give me some and grab a shower. She persuaded me to go out to the event tomorrow and participate in the talent show with my buddy and sometime bandmate Mike. We're trying to ensnare this incredibly hot young redhead flute player as a fourth so we can start our band up again, and she's out there. I'd actually like to ensnare her in a rather more carnal sense, but man, she's really young...but she seems to like me, so who knows? Monday will be breaking down camp and coming home to veg. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-01-2007, 10:07 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh, fresh......more like that! that's good shit, man. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2007, 10:40 AM	#20
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Labor Day weekend is the first days of the longest time I have been off from work in 20 years. Counting weekends it's 12 days. Of course preparations for the Vegas vacation, travel and recovery days will cut into it. A high pressure project at work just got delayed, so I will not have to worry too much about phone calls or returning to a high stress situation. Of course I am leaving one son home to watch the house. On the plus side this means I don't have to worry as much about burglary. burst pipe, etc. I do have to worry about him inviting some friends over, them inviting other friends over, and the house becoming party central for the county. I can only hope I win enough to cover the repairs. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

09-02-2007, 01:05 PM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Uh, inanimate objects, right? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-02-2007, 01:37 PM	#24
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Dude, get over it. It's a washing machine. The worst it's going to do is eat your socks in collusion with the dryer. It's not like The Mangler from the Stephen King story. You have officially won the lame excuse award. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-01-2007, 08:51 PM	#17
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Day 1 of being alone: My friend left past 3 am last nite. Really wanted him to stay, secretly. Slept til past 12:30. Got up at 1:30 and warmed up chicken in gladware. My plastic savior. My hearing has developed on an exponential scale. I hear everything and can successfully discriminate inside the house and outside the house. Correctly guessed when the guy who rents our driveway left with the car. Did some internet homework til 3ish. Left for the rec center to play basketball. Came home, took out trash, internetted, showered, left for Rosati's Italian at 650. Brought my friend back to show house. He left. Now it's 850 and going back out to other friend's dorm. Cannot stand being alone. Just over a day and a half left until contact. ~Fresh

09-02-2007, 04:39 AM	#19
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Seriously? You cant do laundry because your basement is haunted? I'm not doubting the haunting, since I live with a little old granny ghost, but wtf cant you do laundry? Whats gonna happen?

09-02-2007, 12:48 PM	#21
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	My washer and dryer are in the basement!!!!! And there's no one else home! Wahhhhh... I'm definitely hot comfortable in a house I've been leasing for only 10 days. Who would be??? Plus there are so many random items littered in the basement, not to mention the garage. How come the company doesn't dispose of them??? Surriously.

09-02-2007, 01:10 PM	#23
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Those are the scariest by far.

09-02-2007, 01:50 PM	#25
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Did I mention the hand saws and circular blades hanging in the damp dark corner next to the dead fridge with the back cut out and one door open? I forgot to mention the grey shelves which contain assorted boxes of who knows what. And also, there's a chemistry shower too. Or maybe, a wash off the blood on the on the body and your clothes shower. It's a disgusting rusted bronze shower carved out in another corner of the basement. The water comes out from directly above you, just as if you needed to be cleansed of chemicals in laboratory.......or washing away the blood from your victim. I also forgot to mention the two doorless rooms! Just big hinges sticking out of nowhere. One room is painted crimson red and in the pattern of a wave. Literally like a sea of blood. I joke not. It has a lone chair sitting in the corner, facing the corner. Creepy. The other room is painted a ghastly shade of pale flesh color. And there are mushrooms drawn on the walls. People toked up and munched shrooms there obviously. Those rooms are scary as hell. We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary. Did I mention wolf, that when I first went down to be the first do to laundry, that I FOUND a sole black sock crumpled up in the washing machine? Call us babies, whatever, as long as we stay alive that's all that matters. This is my....cellar. Last edited by freshnesschronic; 09-02-2007 at 01:56 PM.

09-02-2007, 02:36 PM	#26
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	WHAT A WUSSY !!!!!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-02-2007, 02:37 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	When you do your laundry in pairs, and it's just you and him down there, what exactly do you know about him? What makes you so sure his dog, parents and siblings aren't stuffed in trash bags? Are you sure he wasn't wearing sunglasses and sunblock to go out during the day? Did he come home from the butcher with blood pudding and brains? Are you sure? Instead of pissing away the weekend, why don't you write the next Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street, and not have to worry about paying for school... right through your doctorate. With that line it shouldn't take you more than a few hours. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-02-2007, 06:21 PM	#29
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ok BABIES!!!

09-02-2007, 07:29 PM	#30
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Day 2: Stayed at my friend's dorm until just before 2. Traveled home, went onto computer, wasted time. Swore to God I heard a rickety sound of a door hinge or screen door downstairs. Checked it out, went to my front door. Opened it. The nose of the front door does not match the ricketiness that I heard earlier. Buggin' out. Decided I won't go to sleep til 5:30 or when the sun starts to illuminate my room orange. Darkness is unknown. Unknown is scary. Searched www.joox.net and other movie streaming sites like TV Links UK for Superbadd. Didn't find it (damnit). Started to watch Team America. Decided I couldn't devote myself properly because it was past 4 am. Crashed. Woke up at 1230 again. Did homework. No, I actually did homework. Foreman grilled chicken breast, Easy Mac'd. Went to rec center played bball again. Ate dinner at a nearby dorm, alone. Listened to my iPod. Now back at my house, 728. About to shower, head over to friend's apartment. "Do homework" then probably go out. He's letting my crash. Excellent. And tomorrow everyone comes back. I will survive. Contact predicted at 5pm Monday. Meeting girlriend at her dorm, will come back to my house, other roommates will return accordingly. Looking on the upside.

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