Labor Day Weekend

freshnesschronic · 09-02-2007, 01:50 PM

Did I mention the hand saws and circular blades hanging in the damp dark corner next to the dead fridge with the back cut out and one door open? I forgot to mention the grey shelves which contain assorted boxes of who knows what. And also, there's a chemistry shower too. Or maybe, a wash off the blood on the on the body and your clothes shower. It's a disgusting rusted bronze shower carved out in another corner of the basement. The water comes out from directly above you, just as if you needed to be cleansed of chemicals in laboratory.......or washing away the blood from your victim. I also forgot to mention the two doorless rooms! Just big hinges sticking out of nowhere. One room is painted crimson red and in the pattern of a wave. Literally like a sea of blood. I joke not. It has a lone chair sitting in the corner, facing the corner. Creepy. The other room is painted a ghastly shade of pale flesh color. And there are mushrooms drawn on the walls. People toked up and munched shrooms there obviously. Those rooms are scary as hell.

We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary. Did I mention wolf, that when I first went down to be the first do to laundry, that I FOUND a sole black sock crumpled up in the washing machine? Call us babies, whatever, as long as we stay alive that's all that matters.
This is my....cellar.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-02-2007, 02:37 PM

When you do your laundry in pairs, and it's just you and him down there, what exactly do you know about him? What makes you so sure his dog, parents and siblings aren't stuffed in trash bags? Are you sure he wasn't wearing sunglasses and sunblock to go out during the day? Did he come home from the butcher with blood pudding and brains? Are you sure?

Instead of pissing away the weekend, why don't you write the next Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street, and not have to worry about paying for school... right through your doctorate. With that line it shouldn't take you more than a few hours.

monster · 09-02-2007, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary.

Bananas in pajamas
are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in pajamas
are coming down in pairs,
Bananas in pajamas
are chasing teddy bears,
'cos on Tuesdays they all try to
catch them unawares!

09-02-2007, 01:50 PM	#1
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Did I mention the hand saws and circular blades hanging in the damp dark corner next to the dead fridge with the back cut out and one door open? I forgot to mention the grey shelves which contain assorted boxes of who knows what. And also, there's a chemistry shower too. Or maybe, a wash off the blood on the on the body and your clothes shower. It's a disgusting rusted bronze shower carved out in another corner of the basement. The water comes out from directly above you, just as if you needed to be cleansed of chemicals in laboratory.......or washing away the blood from your victim. I also forgot to mention the two doorless rooms! Just big hinges sticking out of nowhere. One room is painted crimson red and in the pattern of a wave. Literally like a sea of blood. I joke not. It has a lone chair sitting in the corner, facing the corner. Creepy. The other room is painted a ghastly shade of pale flesh color. And there are mushrooms drawn on the walls. People toked up and munched shrooms there obviously. Those rooms are scary as hell. We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary. Did I mention wolf, that when I first went down to be the first do to laundry, that I FOUND a sole black sock crumpled up in the washing machine? Call us babies, whatever, as long as we stay alive that's all that matters. This is my....cellar. Last edited by freshnesschronic; 09-02-2007 at 01:56 PM.

09-02-2007, 02:37 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	When you do your laundry in pairs, and it's just you and him down there, what exactly do you know about him? What makes you so sure his dog, parents and siblings aren't stuffed in trash bags? Are you sure he wasn't wearing sunglasses and sunblock to go out during the day? Did he come home from the butcher with blood pudding and brains? Are you sure? Instead of pissing away the weekend, why don't you write the next Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street, and not have to worry about paying for school... right through your doctorate. With that line it shouldn't take you more than a few hours. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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