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Old 10-16-2010, 12:57 AM   #1
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Old 10-16-2010, 10:49 AM   #2
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Magic 8 Ball: am I destined to be Queen of the Zombies, or an alien housepet?

And can either be very very soon?
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Old 10-16-2010, 11:27 AM   #3
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Magic 8 Ball: am I destined to be Queen of the Zombies, or an alien housepet?

And can either be very very soon?
Given your penchant for scratching things and your self-grooming oral fetish, alien housepet seems more likely.
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Old 06-06-2011, 11:21 PM   #4
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:54 AM   #5
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Magic Eight Ball: Do you have change for a five?
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:56 AM   #6
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I have both hope AND change for a 5.
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:56 PM   #7
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Thank you Magic Eight Ball. Follow-up question:

What exactly is supposed to happen when someone rubs two nickels together?
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Old 06-07-2011, 01:36 PM   #8
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a frothy santorum emerges.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:01 PM   #9
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Too far?
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:16 PM   #10
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Too far?
Magic 8 ball: How far is too far? People say I go there quite often.
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Old 06-08-2011, 09:09 PM   #11
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Apparently, sex is fine, politics is fine, but anything that mixes the two is too far.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:32 AM   #12
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No, he's twice your age.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:57 PM   #13
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I have roubles only, but who is this Emma?

She is supposedly a 15 year old that posted a pic here of a penny on her ass. Most of us suspect it is an undercover cop trying to lure perverts.
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Old 11-23-2009, 02:11 PM   #14
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I'm in love with a man named Corey Geier from Sioux Falls, SD and I want to know if he will ever love me back.
First of all, you don't love him, you love the idea of being in love. Secondly, no, he will never love you. He's just using you to punish his kids for being so distant.
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