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a beautiful fool
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ask again later
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Magic 8 Ball: am I destined to be Queen of the Zombies, or an alien housepet?
And can either be very very soon?
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Given your penchant for scratching things and your self-grooming oral fetish, alien housepet seems more likely.
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to live and die in LA
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Back.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Magic Eight Ball: Do you have change for a five?
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to live and die in LA
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Location: Los Angeles
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I have both hope AND change for a 5.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Thank you Magic Eight Ball. Follow-up question:
What exactly is supposed to happen when someone rubs two nickels together? |
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to live and die in LA
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Location: Los Angeles
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a frothy santorum emerges.
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to live and die in LA
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Too far?
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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Apparently, sex is fine, politics is fine, but anything that mixes the two is too far.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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No, he's twice your age.
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Registered User
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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First of all, you don't love him, you love the idea of being in love. Secondly, no, he will never love you. He's just using you to punish his kids for being so distant.
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