Corrupted Wish - Page 16

deadbeater · 02-26-2008, 04:20 PM

You find out to your horror it was a small part of a world-wide DDOS attack by a group of script kiddies.

I wish that Dwayne Johnson would be in a great, great movie that surpasses Arnold in Terminator 2 as best performance by an athlete.

paddlegal · 02-28-2008, 08:03 AM

Poof! The Tooth Fairy is a block buster hit but much to your consternation, Dwayne has a penchant for the same sex.

I wish people would stop littering the highways.

DanaC · 02-28-2008, 08:07 AM

Kazzam! You wake up in the morning to find that you are the last human being on earth and there is nobody to litter the highways ever again.....

I wish my student loans/grants were higher.

smoothmoniker · 02-28-2008, 11:24 AM

Your students loans are much higher, much much higher, but it's because they keep bogarting your weed, leaving you dry, with no way to pass philosophy.

I wish someone (other than me) would tell my wife about the upcoming holiday, "Steak and BJ Day".

Shawnee123 · 02-28-2008, 12:06 PM

Your wife finds out about Steak and BJ day, but, misunderstanding what that day is about, takes you to a Steakhouse whose entertainment is an old guy who does BJ Thomas cover songs.

I wish I could fly like an eagle.

Crimson Ghost · 08-07-2013, 05:45 PM

You can fly like an eagle, but Steve Miller sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I could get a full nights sleep.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-07-2013, 05:48 PM

You need someone to suck that insomnia out of you.

limegreenc · 08-07-2013, 09:59 PM

You can't get a good nights sleep because the people in the motel room beside you are having a three way, and all you can hear is "In the ass, in the ass...while Pink Floyd is singing Comfortably Numb cranked to the tits.

I wish I was 29 again....

Crimson Ghost · 08-08-2013, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by limegreenc

You can't get a good nights sleep because the people in the motel room beside you are having a three way, and all you can hear is "In the ass, in the ass...while Pink Floyd is singing Comfortably Numb cranked to the tits.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Clodfobble · 08-08-2013, 08:36 AM

You are 29 again... 29 days.

I wish it would be under 100 degrees outside today.

Crimson Ghost · 08-08-2013, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You are 29 again... 29 days.

I wish it would be under 100 degrees outside today.

It is, unfortunately, it's in Kelvin.

I wish my arthritis would stop bothering me.

limegreenc · 08-08-2013, 06:43 PM

The morning after giving your ____ a blank check from your entire savings account for the best sex of your life, the bone genie gives you back mobility. Once you realize it wasn't a dream, on the way to the phone you trip over your gun rack and fall down the basement stairs and crack your skull open.

I wish someone would cook for me more often

BigV · 03-16-2017, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

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but I kind of wished you'd posted This Day in the Future, instead.

The Day The Music Died

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

My last regular This Day In History post will be April 14. That will make one year since I've been posting regularly in this thread.

I've read through this thread from the OP to here. I must admit, there's some trepidation concerning my "wish". I've detected a rather alarming pattern.

...

I wish my workshop was clean and organized and functional.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-16-2017, 11:45 PM

Poof, a raging fire leaves your workshop clean of everything but ash.

I wish I didn't have to take meds.

Gravdigr · 03-18-2017, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I wish I didn't have to take meds.

Mix all your meds into a punch bowl filled with Reese's Pieces, M & Ms, and Skittles, then every morning walk by the bowl make a blind grab and hope for the best.

02-26-2008, 04:20 PM	#1
deadbeater Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 439	You find out to your horror it was a small part of a world-wide DDOS attack by a group of script kiddies. I wish that Dwayne Johnson would be in a great, great movie that surpasses Arnold in Terminator 2 as best performance by an athlete. Last edited by deadbeater; 02-26-2008 at 05:11 PM.

02-28-2008, 08:03 AM	#2
paddlegal Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Arkansas Posts: 27	Poof! The Tooth Fairy is a block buster hit but much to your consternation, Dwayne has a penchant for the same sex. I wish people would stop littering the highways. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

02-28-2008, 11:24 AM	#4
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Your students loans are much higher, much much higher, but it's because they keep bogarting your weed, leaving you dry, with no way to pass philosophy. I wish someone (other than me) would tell my wife about the upcoming holiday, "Steak and BJ Day". __________________ to live and die in LA

02-28-2008, 12:06 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Your wife finds out about Steak and BJ day, but, misunderstanding what that day is about, takes you to a Steakhouse whose entertainment is an old guy who does BJ Thomas cover songs. I wish I could fly like an eagle. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2013, 05:45 PM	#6
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	You can fly like an eagle, but Steve Miller sues you for copyright infringement. I wish I could get a full nights sleep. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-28-2008, 08:07 AM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Kazzam! You wake up in the morning to find that you are the last human being on earth and there is nobody to litter the highways ever again..... I wish my student loans/grants were higher.

08-07-2013, 05:48 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You need someone to suck that insomnia out of you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-07-2013, 09:59 PM	#8
limegreenc shed door curio Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 406	You can't get a good nights sleep because the people in the motel room beside you are having a three way, and all you can hear is "In the ass, in the ass...while Pink Floyd is singing Comfortably Numb cranked to the tits. I wish I was 29 again....

08-08-2013, 08:36 AM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You are 29 again... 29 days. I wish it would be under 100 degrees outside today. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-08-2013, 06:43 PM	#12
limegreenc shed door curio Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 406	The morning after giving your ____ a blank check from your entire savings account for the best sex of your life, the bone genie gives you back mobility. Once you realize it wasn't a dream, on the way to the phone you trip over your gun rack and fall down the basement stairs and crack your skull open. I wish someone would cook for me more often

03-16-2017, 11:45 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Poof, a raging fire leaves your workshop clean of everything but ash. I wish I didn't have to take meds. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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