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08-08-2013, 08:36 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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You are 29 again... 29 days.
I wish it would be under 100 degrees outside today. |
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08-08-2013, 02:05 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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I wish my arthritis would stop bothering me.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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08-08-2013, 06:43 PM
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shed door curio
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 406
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The morning after giving your ____ a blank check from your entire savings account for the best sex of your life, the bone genie gives you back mobility. Once you realize it wasn't a dream, on the way to the phone you trip over your gun rack and fall down the basement stairs and crack your skull open.
I wish someone would cook for me more often |
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