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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Magic 8 Ball -- I don't have a question, I just wanted to thank you for dropping into the pocket when I was playing pool a couple weeks back. It was a tough shot.
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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Magic 8ball - will people ever learn the government is not designed or equipped to fix everything?
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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As long both major parties run on the platform of "Government will fix this for you", each new generation will grow up with an increasing expectation that this is so.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Cicero, the House Committee on Strong Language has approved your full use of the F-word when discussing the situation you discussed above.
But your restraint is noted.
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Magic 8-ball, should we buy that house? Even in this economy? Or just keep pissing money down the rent rat-hole?
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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I'm not the magic 8 ball, but house prices are down, and it's a good time to be a buyer rather than a seller. Assuming you can get a loan.
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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The Chicago Tribune knows Pie?
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,090
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GENTLY, damn it, shake me GENTLY. My god, you people are uncouth.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Please forgive them. They have no knowledge of your inner workings, of the smooth viscosity through which your finely angled answers come. Education, my friend. Do you have any links to 8-ball autopsies? Thank you, Speaker of the Masses
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to live and die in LA
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Los Angeles
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I don't know why you would want such a thing, other than pure voyeuristic ghoulishness, but here you are.
Oh god, the horror. They didn't even properly anesthetize the ball ahead of time
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 5,148
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Soy. I put soy in your chilli. Didn't you ask for a soy chilli latte?
And the gov't time on said projects is billable. Let's not forget. ![]()
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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OMG the horror!
Seriously, how funny is it that you found that? I love the interwebz.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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from the link -
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Magic 8 ball, are you threatened by Ouija board practitioners?
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